What Are You Doing Right Now? (203 Viewers)

[Quetzalcoatl]

Tell her you're infertile.

 

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[Kate]

Or have her some address that leads to some shithole hood full of gangsters.


Or you could just tell her you're gay or something.

Nah, gayness won't hold someone back if they're really hot for you.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Yea, tell her you are only down with black deck.

 

[Kate]

Tell her you're infertile.

Again, another incentive.

 

[Kate]

Yea, tell her you are only down with black deck.

We have a winner.

 

[Maddy]

Tell her you've got AIDS.

Or hire a fucking hitman.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Again, another incentive.

I think in India, making pups is really important.

 

[ALC]

Tell her you had ball cancer and have no balls or dick. You pee out of a straw.

 

[ALC]

Or that your farts smell really bad. Like sulfur. And can't be around people for that reason.

 

[Kate]

I think in India, making pups is really important.

I'll make your pups.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Have a friend email her saying that you're dead and they can't find the body. Don't bother to come to the funeral.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

What is a hobo to do.

if hobo did anything hed stopped being a hobo

 

[ALC]

Tell her about the time you shaved your dog and put the hair where your penis used to be so it would look like it was simply underneath the hair.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

I'll make your pups.

They'd be the beautifulest pups ever.

 

[Kate]

They'd be the beautifulest pups ever.

Damn straight.

 

[WΏΏdy?]

ßrilliant

Thank you for all the useless advise you bums. She's crazy, not dumb.

burke she's hot, and its not the internet harassment im worried about. Im just worried about her mailing almost every one i know/knew (inculding my exes), going to the places i worked at, throwing tantrums in front of the whole uni and my juniors (who obviously know who i am) and all this is STILL tolerale but i and pretty sure that one of these days she's gonna kill herself (probably take her family along with her) and then there will be a lot of awkward conversations with almost EVERYONE i know from china.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I'll make your pups.

HEY!

 

[Kate]

HEY!

Have we exchanged promise rings?

 

[Maddy]

if hobo did anything hed stopped being a hobo

Minor technicality

 

[swag]

Woody, just tell her that you already have four wives and currently only Wednesday nights are open if you can slot her in.