JuveJay

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Mar 6, 2007
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Went out on the Irish pub terrace at about 10.30pm and all of a sudden a massive fireworks display started.
Then a 20ft tall robotic Lady Godiva started walking past.
Then a goth gave me her number.
Then I high fived the Lord Mayor of Coventry.
Then some lightweight student prick fell onto me as I was sat down.
Then some guy told came up to me, I asked him whether he was asking for money, he said no, then 5 minutes of a story about mothers later he asked for 60p.
I told him I am Italian I do not know what that is, mi scusi.
Then I went to a 16th century pub and visited the worst gents I have ever seen, I almost threw up.
Then some random curly haired woman bought me a drink at the 40+ bar, I left 5 mins later.
Then a fat blonde girl pulled my hair, I told her to let go or I would kick her in the cunt.
Then I went to some shitty club that played 90s dance, the DJ was some reject from X-Factor.
Then some Indian guy told me I looked just like Jack Black, then repeated 'Tenacious D' like I don't know who Jack Black is.
I told him to fuck off, he smelled like Gandhi's flip flop.
Hujelinimohiuenguaneuh!

Regular Saturday night.
 

Quetzalcoatl

It ain't hard to tell
Aug 22, 2007
65,597
Went out on the Irish pub terrace at about 10.30pm and all of a sudden a massive fireworks display started.
Then a 20ft tall robotic Lady Godiva started walking past.
Then a goth gave me her number.
Then I high fived the Lord Mayor of Coventry.
Then some lightweight student prick fell onto me as I was sat down.
Then some guy told came up to me, I asked him whether he was asking for money, he said no, then 5 minutes of a story about mothers later he asked for 60p.
I told him I am Italian I do not know what that is, mi scusi.
Then I went to a 16th century pub and visited the worst gents I have ever seen, I almost threw up.
Then some random curly haired woman bought me a drink at the 40+ bar, I left 5 mins later.
Then a fat blonde girl pulled my hair, I told her to let go or I would kick her in the cunt.
Then I went to some shitty club that played 90s dance, the DJ was some reject from X-Factor.
Then some Indian guy told me I looked just like Jack Black, then repeated 'Tenacious D' like I don't know who Jack Black is.
I told him to fuck off, he smelled like Gandhi's flip flop.
Hujelinimohiuenguaneuh!

Regular Saturday night.
:lol:
 

Salvo

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Dec 17, 2007
61,379
Must...have...more....porn.
:D

---------- Post added 29.07.2012 at 12:22 ----------

Went out on the Irish pub terrace at about 10.30pm and all of a sudden a massive fireworks display started.
Then a 20ft tall robotic Lady Godiva started walking past.
Then a goth gave me her number.
Then I high fived the Lord Mayor of Coventry.
Then some lightweight student prick fell onto me as I was sat down.
Then some guy told came up to me, I asked him whether he was asking for money, he said no, then 5 minutes of a story about mothers later he asked for 60p.
I told him I am Italian I do not know what that is, mi scusi.
Then I went to a 16th century pub and visited the worst gents I have ever seen, I almost threw up.
Then some random curly haired woman bought me a drink at the 40+ bar, I left 5 mins later.
Then a fat blonde girl pulled my hair, I told her to let go or I would kick her in the cunt.
Then I went to some shitty club that played 90s dance, the DJ was some reject from X-Factor.
Then some Indian guy told me I looked just like Jack Black, then repeated 'Tenacious D' like I don't know who Jack Black is.
I told him to fuck off, he smelled like Gandhi's flip flop.
Hujelinimohiuenguaneuh!

Regular Saturday night.

:lol:
 

Bianconero_Aus

Beppe Marotta Is My God
May 26, 2009
77,269
Went out on the Irish pub terrace at about 10.30pm and all of a sudden a massive fireworks display started.
Then a 20ft tall robotic Lady Godiva started walking past.
Then a goth gave me her number.
Then I high fived the Lord Mayor of Coventry.
Then some lightweight student prick fell onto me as I was sat down.
Then some guy told came up to me, I asked him whether he was asking for money, he said no, then 5 minutes of a story about mothers later he asked for 60p.
I told him I am Italian I do not know what that is, mi scusi.
Then I went to a 16th century pub and visited the worst gents I have ever seen, I almost threw up.
Then some random curly haired woman bought me a drink at the 40+ bar, I left 5 mins later.
Then a fat blonde girl pulled my hair, I told her to let go or I would kick her in the cunt.
Then I went to some shitty club that played 90s dance, the DJ was some reject from X-Factor.
Then some Indian guy told me I looked just like Jack Black, then repeated 'Tenacious D' like I don't know who Jack Black is.
I told him to fuck off, he smelled like Gandhi's flip flop.
Hujelinimohiuenguaneuh!

Regular Saturday night.
:lol:

Hectic
 

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