What Are You Doing Right Now? (283 Viewers)

[ALC]

Sorry, it's all I know how to do and likely why I will die alone

This just went from witty and funny to depressing.

You, die alone? Nigga, please

 

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[Kate]

This just went from witty and funny to depressing.

You, die alone? Nigga, please

For making bad jokes

 

[ALC]

Yeah, nothing worse than bad jokes imo.

 

[Kate]

Yeah, nothing worse than bad jokes imo.

That's why you need someone who tells equally bad ones.

 

[ALC]

Yes, that way you can both be miserable by listening to each others' jokes.

 

[Kate]

Yes, that way you can both be miserable by listening to each others' jokes.

The implication is that the other would find them funny as he also enjoys bad jokes.

But really, who cares.

 

[Martin]

Jesus was. WWJD?

I guess he would buy a nail gun these days (?)

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Perche' non ti vedo mai su Skype?

I giorni feriali non ci sono quasi mai, c'è poco tempo libero. Poi il fine settimana di tanto in tanto.

 

[Kate]

D'accordo. Non ci sono spesso, ma ti cerco

 

[Martin]

D'accordo. Non ci sono spesso, ma ti cerco

Mi spiace che non ci siamo ancora incrociati. Facciamo domani?

 

[Kate]

Mi spiace che non ci siamo ancora incrociati. Facciamo domani?

Si Saro' al bar verso le 3 per la partita, ma la mattina sto a casa.

 

[Martin]

Si Saro' al bar verso le 3 per la partita, ma la mattina sto a casa.

Ottimo

 

[The Curr]

I'm listening to a bizarre radio show from 2000. It's presented by two guys, one of them is apparently a doctor. They have two members of Queens of the Stone Age in the studio with them as guests. The format of the programme seems to involve 14-17 year olds ringing in with problems like "I need to drink gin to get to sleep" and "my 15 year old girlfriend wants to have anal sex with me. Is that weird?". The "doctor" sometimes tries to give serious advice, while the other presenter and the band are taking the piss in the background.

 

[Martin]

Thanks for sharing

 

[The Curr]

You're welcome.

 

[Enron]

Just had a great Euros experience.

Turned on the game and walked the dog. When I came back Xabi scored.

Went out and did some shit, then watched the neighbors build something. Then errands.

Came back and Xabi scores the last goal.

 

[Martin]

Watched the neighbors build something? Like out of legos?

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Sorry, it's all I know how to do and likely why I will die alone

Oh fuck! I'm gonna die alone!

 

[AndreaCristiano]

Oh $#@!! I'm gonna die alone!

No you won't

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

No you won't

Thanks for the burst of optimism, Andrea!

 

[Kate]

Thanks for the burst of optimism, Andrea!

We can make a pact and go together.