GordoDeCentral

Diez
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Apr 14, 2005
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Fred

Senior Member
Oct 2, 2003
41,112
I didn't know India was big on recycling. I guess it makes sense since they they've gone as far as making toilet paper useless.
Fuck Toilet paper man, its good to have it as an alternative, but bum guns are the way to go.

The horror i went through when i went to South Africa and they only had toilet paper :scared:
 

GordoDeCentral

Diez
Moderator
Apr 14, 2005
71,066
It's sweet how he remembers.
duh it is swag we're talking about

That's why I love him. He pays attention to these little details. :heart:
:heart:

Fuck Toilet paper man, its good to have it as an alternative, but bum guns are the way to go.

The horror i went through when i went to South Africa and they only had toilet paper :scared:
dude you need to go to Japan, as someone who values and cherishes time in the crapper, my japan experience was an epitome
 

ALC

Ohaulick
Oct 28, 2010
46,632
Fuck Toilet paper man, its good to have it as an alternative, but bum guns are the way to go.

The horror i went through when i went to South Africa and they only had toilet paper :scared:
I can imagine.

"Excuse me, but all I can find here in the bathroom is this big ,soft, rolled up newspaper with nothing printed on it. It doesn't even matter because I use my imagination to read the news, but how do I clean my ass?"
 

Kate

Moderator
Feb 7, 2011
18,598
You needs yourself a man who can uncork your screw!!

Edit: or is it unscrew your cork? Damn it....
He was in the shower :p

I've come to like those the most, actually.

I figure that despite your Frenchiness, you weren't all out into sabrage...
I am just not used to them, and I don't think I'm getting the angle right. I might as well have sabred this one, though...
 

Kate

Moderator
Feb 7, 2011
18,598
Boyfriend is playing PES and just asked "In Juventus...is Pepe any good?" to which I replied "well, depends on who you ask..." because apparently "every time I run at him, he just falls over without me even touching him". He showed me the slow motion replay, and yes...Pepe falls like a tree.
 

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