Americans, explain to me why your cheese (as in so called 'american cheese') is so repulsive. Also whats the deal with re-naming emmental - Swiss? And why do you call something Cheddar that in no way resembles Cheddar?...it just doesn't make sense.
i plan on writing the books other people are going to be taught from, does that count? . my goal is really to write books that only a handful of worthy people are going to read, banned from the universities for the controversies of my truths. oooohh!