What Are You Doing Right Now? (131 Viewers)

[Fr3sh]

Yooo what's good my folks!

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[Sheik Yerbouti]

It works. Btw, this reminds me of this guy doing standup and he's like "my wife has been all about saving the planet lately, she recycles, etc etc, and even buys toilet paper that's made from recycled material. The thing is brown. How am I supposed to know when I'm done?"

I googled it, can't find it.

OK, try this experiment: spread some Nutella chocolate syrup on both your arms. Now try cleaning one with a roll of TP, and the other one water. At the end, which one feels cleaner? One cleaned only with TP, or one cleaned with water?

 

[Kate]

OK, try this experiment: spread some Nutella chocolate syrup on both your arms. Now try cleaning one with a roll of TP, and the other one water. At the end, which one feels cleaner? One cleaned only with TP, or one cleaned with water?

The dry feeling is nicer than a wet feeling down there, to be honest.

 

[ALC]

That's a FALLACY Sheik! No!

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

The dry feeling is nicer than a wet feeling down there, to be honest.

Water evaporates. Shit doesn't. I rest my case.

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That's a FALLACY Sheik! No!

Your face is a logical fallacy!

 

[ALC]

All fallacies are logical, that sounds dumb.

 

[Enron]

Water evaporates. Shit doesn't. I rest my case.

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Your face is a logical fallacy!

You have a river full of dead people. Game over.

 

[swag]

You have a river full of dead people. Game over.

Like who wouldn't want to wash down there with dead grandpa soup?

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

All fallacies are logical, that sounds dumb.

Now you're just arguing semantics.

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You have a river full of dead people. Game over.

I blame religion.

 

[Enron]

Like who wouldn't want to wash down there with dead grandpa soup?

The broth is made from Sheik's bum gun juice.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Alright, I'm off to sleep. Need to get rid of the jetlag and return to my regular schedule. Goodnight.

 

[Enron]

Dude, rub your toes in the carpet. Like McClane did.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Screw McClane. I'm doing this my way!

 

[ALC]

Screw McClane. I'm doing this my way!

 

[Fr3sh]

Maaaaaaan I'm digging the music you posting! ahahahaah

 

[ALC]

haha I keep it classy.

 

[swag]

The broth is made from Sheik's bum gun juice.

Sheik lassi.

(Phonetically sounds like: "she classy!")

 

[Hust]

Drinking alone, eating alone...single...at a bar that is playing Dark Side of the Moon.

:depressed

 

[GordoDeCentral]

nut up or sack up

 

[Hust]

Sacked up with a Persian girl on Saturday.

Woke up in a dorm naked.

Miss my girl tho:depressed

---------- Post added 27.03.2012 at 20:08 ----------

I hate my life