I'm in a dilemma.
The girl I made out with on Saturday wants to have a serious relationship and we hardly know each other. I like her but wtf is she thinking?!
Tell her you're a slut.
Better still, you won't be lying either.
Just reached back from a 5 hour meeting with Microsoft guys. Heavily drunk.
A Microsoft reach-around sounds like something that needs anesthesia.
Im starting to get my sense of smell and taste back

, shouldn't have given up smoking, I haven't missed either of them.
Over years my sinuses had developed some allergy-like swelling to the point where I hadn't noticed that I no longer had a sense of smell. It was a boiling-a-frog problem: you lose it gradually until you forget what it was like to smell.
So I had some sinus surgery, and it was freaky. Suddenly I had superhero powers. I was able to smell shampoo in bottles -- bottles that were packaged, sealed, and unopened.
I swear back then I could have worked as a drug sniffing dog in Miami's airport.
dude, I've offended lots of people

I don't know if you've noticed but when I have an opinion I don't tip toe around the issue, I say it like it is [in my head]. later I think to myself "was that a good idea?"
You don't strike me as someone who really ever tries to offend someone, though I am sure it has happened as a result despite your intentions.