What Are You Doing Right Now? (329 Viewers)

[Ford Prefect]

Kate, that christian dude i told you about went to church this morning, every time i look on facebook now i see shit like this -

"My Heavenly Father, thank you for bringing me back to a realisation that human beings are weak thus tend to change depending on circumstances. You alone are the God who never changes never breaks a promise with Your beloved children. Keep me in your sight always. Protect me from falling into a temptation of being dependent on human beings. But make me love my Christian brothers and sisters more than ever so that even when they hurt me, I will be able to forgive them with your teaching in mind that all our sins have been washed away. In the name of Jesus, Amen."

 

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[Sheik Yerbouti]

She doesn't date foreigners

Date? I was thinking more about a one-night-stand.

Can I come with?

Please do!

Kate, that christian dude i told you about went to church this morning, every time i look on facebook now i see shit like this -

"My Heavenly Father, thank you for bringing me back to a realisation that human beings are weak thus tend to change depending on circumstances. You alone are the God who never changes never breaks a promise with Your beloved children. Keep me in your sight always. Protect me from falling into a temptation of being dependent on human beings. But make me love my Christian brothers and sisters more than ever so that even when they hurt me, I will be able to forgive them with your teaching in mind that all our sins have been washed away. In the name of Jesus, Amen."

Slit his throat, and while his life is bleeding outta him, taunt him by saying "see... your heavenly father broke his promise" followed by Trollface!

 

[Bezzy]

Can I come with?

if you want to come ofcourse

 

[Ford Prefect]

Date? I was thinking more about a one-night-stand.

Slit his throat, and while his life is bleeding outta him, taunt him by saying "see... your heavenly father broke his promise" followed by Trollface!

Standard face sitting?

He's the same guy that didn't turn up to the presentation on friday when I was in bed ill and had to ring my tutor to re arrange it, cunt.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Standard face sitting?

He's the same guy that didn't turn up to the presentation on friday when I was in bed ill and had to ring my tutor to re arrange it, cunt.

Oooh we'll see.

Seriously, you should tell him to go fuck himself and ask Jeebus to help him through his presentation.

 

[Bezzy]

I'd love to meet you too. But you gotta tell me right now if you want me to hit on you. I don't want to be Badass v2.0!

no worry sheik, we will have a lot of funs

 

[Nzoric]

That's what she told Badass too. Look at him now, he's ruined.

 

[Bezzy]

That's what she told Badass too. Look at him now, he's ruined.

jealous?

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

That's what she told Badass too. Look at him now, he's ruined.

You're right.

India doesn't want you here, Janna. Go back to friggin' Amsterdam!

 

[Nzoric]

jealous?

Of internet flirting and spending money on flight tickets to be friends? Hardly. I can get a whore for half the price of an Amsterdam ticket

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Of internet flirting and spending money on flight tickets to be friends? Hardly. I can get a whore for half the price of an Amsterdam ticket

 

[Ford Prefect]

Of internet flirting and spending money on flight tickets to be friends? Hardly. I can get a whore for half the price of an Amsterdam ticket

To be fair thats what I had with my girlfriend, except she paid for the flight, she was a friend before had could only communicate through skype/fb and we are together now....so not that similar

---------- Post added 11.03.2012 at 16:55 ----------

In other news, today is the join I leave the 1% and become a non-smoker

 

[Firestarter]

And yeah, it's really cheap.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

In other news, today is the join I leave the 1% and become a non-smoker

COngrats. How it goes on forever!

 

[Noodle]

What? It is.

 

[Firestarter]

What? It is.

It's just funny how you're pointing shit out.

 

[Dostoevsky]

Gonna lift some weights, build muscle and release the stress.

 

[Noodle]

It's just funny how you're pointing shit out.

 

[swag]

Kate, that christian dude i told you about went to church this morning, every time i look on facebook now i see shit like this -

"My Heavenly Father, thank you for bringing me back to a realisation that human beings are weak thus tend to change depending on circumstances. You alone are the God who never changes never breaks a promise with Your beloved children. Keep me in your sight always. Protect me from falling into a temptation of being dependent on human beings. But make me love my Christian brothers and sisters more than ever so that even when they hurt me, I will be able to forgive them with your teaching in mind that all our sins have been washed away. In the name of Jesus, Amen."

Maybe fight fire with fire. Start posting Facebook updates saying things like, "Lord, on the anniversary of the death and destruction of those tens of thousands of non-believers in Japan, we thank you for sparing us, your believers. Clearly you love us and punish the weak, the old, the Japanese. In obedience of your divine love, I promise to never come into contact with any of those wretched, weak evildoers as long as I live. "

That's what she told Badass too. Look at him now, he's ruined.

Actually, I think that whole episode majorly upped Badass' street cred.

 

[WΏΏdy?]

no worry sheik, we will have a lot of funs

Elaborate please