I think I've just encountered my first Zeroeth World Problem. One of my best friends loves Burgundy like nobody's business, and I come in a close second. Now he wants to get me to
La Paulée de San Francisco next month.
I freaked out at the $300-a-head entrance fee sticker shock for the three-hour grand tasting. But the more I read, the more I've been tempted to die like a French pig at it...

Clearly the 1-percenters will notice an infiltrator...