What Are You Doing Right Now? (274 Viewers)

[Nzoric]

I fucking love this forum

 

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[Sheik Yerbouti]

Same here, still happens from time to time though.

Yeah, but I don't let it affect my sleeping options. I think I've emitted nocturnally about 3 times in the past 6-7 years. As for diurnal emission, I can only imagine.

 

[Salvo]

Drubk motha fuckas just rocked it to jitterbug haha Fuck I lov you gays

 

[Azzurri7]

yep...until he has a wife or the love of his life (after 23 of course) a normal guy should experiment, and try to make a style of himself in bed ...satisfied women start smoking in bed afterwards, then they go searching in your closet for a tee or a shirt to wear over the night. in the morning if her smile fills you up, you did a good job

 

[blondu]

oh and i forgot about the silliest part, in the next day she text/calls you all day long asking you how are you, watcha doing, when she will see me

 

[Trezegol17]

oh and i forgot about the silliest part, in the next day she text/calls you all day long asking you how are you, watcha doing, when she will see me

Must been a good porn movie you watched bro

 

[Bezzy]

Nice. Sounds like me little bit.

I wake up, hit few doors and walls before reaching the bathroom . Shower for 20min, then dress myself up, gather the clothes I have to take to laundry, then check the Lebanese news for 10min before I leave my place.

I wish I can eat in the morning.

So the same . I always hit my toe in the morning. And my cats are to overexcited in the morning.

I read the news on the phone at the bathroom
I never eat in the morning. (first at work or in the train)

Sometimes it is hard to get contact in while a cat is jumping around your feet

 

[Azzurri7]

oh and i forgot about the silliest part, in the next day she text/calls you all day long asking you how are you, watcha doing, when she will see me

And this is you when you look at the messages the next day

 

[The Pado]

Pado! How goes it?

All is well in North Carolina. You doing alright?

 

[blondu]

Must been a good porn movie you watched bro

noo..i don't watch boring parts in a porno movie...i skip to the scenes

 

[Azzurri7]

So the same . I always hit my toe in the morning. And my cats are to overexcited in the morning.

I read the news on the phone at the bathroom
I never eat in the morning. (first at work or in the train)

Sometimes it is hard to get contact in while a cat is jumping around your feet

I don't know how you can bare with that. I hate everyone when I wake up.

 

[ZoSo]

That's because I was surrounded by fucked up friends. I was the youngest and they'd be talking about masturbation 24/7. I used to go back home think of what they were saying and tell me what to do, play with my Toulalan for like fucking 1hour and nothing until that morning

Drubk motha fuckas just rocked it to jitterbug haha Fuck I lov you gays

haha someone is fucked.

 

[Bezzy]

yep...until he has a wife or the love of his life (after 23 of course) a normal guy should experiment, and try to make a style of himself in bed ...satisfied women start smoking in bed afterwards, then they go searching in your closet for a tee or a shirt to wear over the night. in the morning if her smile fills you up, you did a good job

If I am satisfied, I will lay to the boy and try to be awake before him so I can suprise him. You know what I mean.
If he did a lousy job, he can leave after the happen. and stay the fuck out (if he isn't my boyfriend, but if you are lousy you can never be my boyfriend )

I don't know how you can bare with that. I hate everyone when I wake up.

I am used to it. grow up with cats so I am used to it.
People on the other hand rather stay away.

 

[Lilith]

I don't know how you can bare with that. I hate everyone when I wake up.

I am SO not a morning person either. I am the biggest grouch you can find around. And I don't like having anyone around me either.

 

[Bezzy]

I am SO not a morning person either. I am the biggest grouch you can find around. And I don't like having anyone around me either.

imagine Rab, you and me apartment in the morning

 

[Gabriel]

Do you jizz semen while sleeping?

He's a virgin.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I am SO not a morning person either. I am the biggest grouch you can find around. And I don't like having anyone around me either.

OMG SAMESIESSSSSSSS

 

[KatieDiFran]

i'm the best at waking people up, i do it so calmly
you wouldnt feel grumpy, rabski

 

[Gabriel]

I don't care about the way how people would wake me up, the fact that they did is enough to make me angry, no matter how gently. (unless it's morning sex, then yay)

 

[Nzoric]

This is the best tennis match I've watched in my life. Holy shit!