What Are You Doing Right Now? (295 Viewers)

[Nzoric]

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What will you get when combine pink boxers and a pink shirt? That's right, a FRUITCAKE!

But I only have pink boxers, so no cake for me. How disappointing.

Time to work...see you metrosexuals later.

Later bromosexual

 

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[Sheik Yerbouti]

Totally naked?

Bottomless.

 

[Bezzy]

I do even worse than Janna.

I always set one of my alarams 40min earlier than the other alarm, so I can wake up turn it off and remember I still have 40min of sleep

I love this feeling. I did it today.

I put my alarm at 6 am and get out of bed at 7:30 to leave the house at 8:05

I wear a juve shirt in the night with a short In winter.

I have to be dressed in the night because of my cats who wants food in the middle of the night

 

[Azzurri7]

Bottomless.

You're such an unlimited boy, which isn't bad at all.

 

[Nzoric]

Bottomless.

It feels weird, what with the junk flapping around and all. You have absolutely no control.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

You're such an unlimited boy, which isn't bad at all.

I don't consider myself a free-thinker for no reason.

It feels weird, what with the junk flapping around and all. You have absolutely no control.

It's not like I'm gonna remember it. I'll be fast asleep.

 

[Fred]

Ya i'm not comfortable sleeping naked, plus if you jizz or something it will go all over the sheets and shit, hate to have to clean that shit up.

 

[Azzurri7]

I put my alarm at 6 am and get out of bed at 7:30 to leave the house at 8:05

Nice. Sounds like me little bit.

I wake up, hit few doors and walls before reaching the bathroom . Shower for 20min, then dress myself up, gather the clothes I have to take to laundry, then check the Lebanese news for 10min before I leave my place.

I wish I can eat in the morning.

 

[Nzoric]

Ya i'm not comfortable sleeping naked, plus if you jizz or something it will go all over the sheets and shit, hate to have to clean that shit up.

You rarely post, but damnit when you post, you speak the words of truth.

 

[Azzurri7]

Ya i'm not comfortable sleeping naked, plus if you jizz or something it will go all over the sheets and shit, hate to have to clean that shit up.

Do you jizz semen while sleeping?

 

[Nzoric]

Do you jizz semen while sleeping?

Haven't you ever tried that?

I love how the conversations on Tuz progress. We start out talking about how we sleep, progress to the alarm clock and suddenly we're jizzing in our sleep.

 

[blondu]

Yeah like my body temperature is warmer
the thing is, i don't notice it. It's only because other people tell me i feel hot.
I still have to put the same amount of clothes as everyone else unfortunately

why? i'm always wearing tees and an easy jacket during winters (it's a bit strange when i go in a restaurant or sth like that, all the people are looking at me)..in the summers i go mad with only a shirt on. i'm not made for romania, i'm made for the north pole

 

[Fred]

Do you jizz semen while sleeping?

Rarely, but it does happen, especially when you have one of those dreams.

You've never woke up with a spot of semen in your underwear??

 

[blondu]

Ya i'm not comfortable sleeping naked, plus if you jizz or something it will go all over the sheets and shit, hate to have to clean that shit up.

nasty thing...try fapping before your sleep

 

[Fred]

I actually enjoy it, for some reason you wake up in a great mood after those dreams, despite the spot of sticky substance in your underwear.

Ok, seriously, time to change the topic. We have ladies around here

 

[Azzurri7]

Haven't you ever tried that?

I love how the conversations on Tuz progress. We start out talking about how we sleep, progress to the alarm clock and suddenly we're jizzing in our sleep.

Like jizz while I'm dreaming? Never happened. Usually I have a boner when I wake up, all boys do. But It's not like I wake up and find sperm all over the place

 

[blondu]

morning glory is awesome when you wake up with a girl next to you...best sex ever.

 

[Nzoric]

Like jizz while I'm dreaming? Never happened. Usually I have a boner when I wake up, all boys do. But It's not like I wake up and find sperm all over the place

It does happen to me, but mostly in dry periods. Just came out of a 4month one, it was starting to become a steady occurance

 

[Fred]

Like jizz while I'm dreaming? Never happened. Usually I have a boner when I wake up, all boys do. But It's not like I wake up and find sperm all over the place

Come on man, seriously?

That must mean either that you have sex all the time or you masturbate too much. No other explanation for never jizzing after a nice dream.

 

[Fred]

It does happen to me, but mostly in dry periods. Just came out of a 4month one, it was starting to become a steady occurance

Exactly.