The english language sucks grammatically and it has been disgustingly morphed because some things that are grammatically incorrect are easier to say. Pefect example = should/could/would of instead shoud/could/would have.
Gotta work on my British accent for saying, "Mind if I fap in your tea?"
Instead, I'm starting to pick up the Desi horizontal head bob (the dreaded DHHB). OK, it's more of a head whirl. DHHW. Damn, it's contagious when you hang out with them all day.