Itztli

'Curious'
May 12, 2011
3,302
My ex-girlfriend who lives in Peru now (she cheated on me right before she moved to that shithole) is coming to my city tomorrow and she wants me to buy some roses and put them on her bed so she sees them when she arrives. She actually expects me to do that :lol: Fuck off to Peru bitch!
Man, that's bull. Expecting I'm a give you some rose when you cheated on me. :disagree:
 

Klin

نحن الروبوتات
May 27, 2009
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.zero

★ ★ ★
Aug 8, 2006
82,928
I bought one too. Still waiting patiently on Toyota to deliver though. -.-
It will be worth it

My mom wants a Toyota too-- one of their SUV's

but I don't think we're gonna buy the car today anymore. She wants to wait until end of January when she gets back from India

If you were really here, there's honestly a girl I can hook you up with.



In about 2 hours.



I work in a Call Centre, but I don't take calls, so no worries for me that I'm a bit melow.
Can I call you?
 

Lilith

Immortelle
May 19, 2006
6,719
If you were really here, there's honestly a girl I can hook you up with.


In about 2 hours.



I work in a Call Centre, but I don't take calls, so no worries for me that I'm a bit melow.

You're Indian? :D






Ok bad joke, but I am Indian so no biggie. :p


It will be worth it

My mom wants a Toyota too-- one of their SUV's

but I don't think we're gonna buy the car today anymore. She wants to wait until end of January when she gets back from India



Can I call you?
Toyota is the best! My current old faithful is Toyota and though I feel bad parting with her, I need a man under me so getting a "him". :p Nah she's getting really old and I don't have the luxury of getting stranded these days.
 
Apr 15, 2006
56,640
My ex-girlfriend who lives in Peru now (she cheated on me right before she moved to that shithole) is coming to my city tomorrow and she wants me to buy some roses and put them on her bed so she sees them when she arrives. She actually expects me to do that :lol: Fuck off to Peru bitch!
You should decorate her bed with the head of a dead horse and blood all over her bedroom. That'll teach the bitch!
 

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