Didja Poznan in her Krakow?

That explains the other side of the whole "stare at the ceiling and think of England" advice.
If I had to make a choice between sex with Wayne Rooney and a lobster, my inner thighs would be covered in pincer marks.
If I had to make a choice between sex with Wayne Rooney and a lobster, my inner thighs would be covered in pincer marks.
