What Are You Doing Right Now? (706 Viewers)

[Klin]

mafia missing

Winter break.

I want to make out

Me too

Strip off your clothes and come to me.

Afternoon folks, terrible weather today.

Afternoon, Nico. Great weather in here.

 

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[Nicholas]

Lucky sod

 

[Christina]

So cheesed I have an exam when Del Piero gets to play.

 

[Kate]

Strip off your clothes and come to me.

On my way.

 

[Klin]

On my way.

Leave the shocking pink bra on though.

 

[Bezzy]

Leave the shocking pink bra on though.

Klinny you are such a sex addicted

 

[Kate]

Leave the shocking pink bra on though.

Anything for you.

 

[Klin]

Klinny you are such a sex addicted

I'm just a man.

Anything for you.

That's hot.

 

[Bezzy]

I'm just a man.

thanks for the heads up

I will remember it
btw my niece and I are planning to go to malta next summer

her BF won't come

 

[Klin]

Tell me when, so I'll go on vacation.

 

[Nzoric]

Chapter 2: Tales Not Unworthy of Trust: Anecdotes and the Persian War

Really? REALLY?!

 

[JuveJay]

Afternoon folks, terrible weather today.

What's a few 100mph winds between friends?

 

[swag]

Fishing for squid, beautiful day here nice and hot. Hopefully we catch.

Euphemism of the day.

The girl that I like rang me from Poland this morning to wake me up and say good morning, I don't hate the world today

Didja Poznan in her Krakow?

Whoa!

It's a joke. I ain't even gonna try Kannada besides the swear words of course.

Eww. That reminds me of that urban myth of the woman who masturbated with a lobster, it impregnated her, and she died.

So that's what passes for urban myths in Nova Scotia? Cautionary tales to prevent girls from masturbating with crustaceans?

 

[Kate]

So that's what passes for urban myths in Nova Scotia? Cautionary tales to prevent girls from masturbating with crustaceans?

I heard about it in England, actually...

 

[Enron]

I guess it probably makes sense to keep a lobster's bisque out of a lady's HooHa.

 

[Bezzy]

Tell me when, so I'll go on vacation.

Tomorrow

 

[Enron]

On the real, I've got to write up an invoice to bill these fools I've been consulting for. Should be a month worth of duckets.

Nothing like getting paid for telling someone what time it is with his own watch.

 

[swag]

I heard about it in England, actually...

That explains the other side of the whole "stare at the ceiling and think of England" advice.

If I had to make a choice between sex with Wayne Rooney and a lobster, my inner thighs would be covered in pincer marks.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

It's a joke. I ain't even gonna try Kannada besides the swear words of course.

Oh I'll hook you up with the swear words alright!

 

[Ford Prefect]

I'll ask her to call everyday. We can do with more loving and less hating in this world.

I wish she would, hearing the voice of a beautiful lady when you wake up is pretty awesome, hadn't happened since I was in the US