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L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
84,795
followed home by an insane creep just now
The Tuz goes real life.

Hey, guys. Today I was taking a stroll through Paris and I saw this pretty, young lady. I tried to approach her to talk but she was really unfriendly :(
:lol:

"She dropped her car keys and I tried to give them to her, but she just looked at me as if I was some kinda rapist."

No, I haven't seen the Belgian since Saturday.
Douse that waffle with whipped cream and maple syrup next time.
 

ALC

Ohaulick
Oct 28, 2010
46,542
Fat bitches :smh:

Sat next to me on the bus while I was on the window side and then got the hiccups. She was convulsing next to me and making loud squeaking sounds. I thought it was calling for help to be released back in the ocean.
 

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