Was at a 21st, there was this one girl 21, F cup...Thin..Amazing ass, dumb as bricks, a masseuse...Half way through the night she reveals she "forgot" to put on underwear...This I almost believe as she may be retarded, she said she only realised when she went to the toilet. Hot as fuck though wow, I asked how old she was, she said 21, I said how old do you think I am, she said 15..I'm like wow, im 18 legal "hint hint", she said she likes them illegal, I connect the dots, she thinks im 15 (at least says that and likes em illegal

)...I say I am 15, I will change my birth certificate..She giggles...She goes I thought you were gay....

...I say why haha, completely straight..
She said I dunno your dressed well...(apparently that makes you gay) I was dancing like a dickhead, to jitterbug. that may have been the reason for the gayness

...Then she left without saying bye to anyone...shattered. Theres my night in a nutshell

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