What Are You Doing Right Now? (185 Viewers)
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Was at a 21st, there was this one girl 21, F cup...Thin..Amazing ass, dumb as bricks, a masseuse...Half way through the night she reveals she "forgot" to put on underwear...This I almost believe as she may be retarded, she said she only realised when she went to the toilet. Hot as fuck though wow, I asked how old she was, she said 21, I said how old do you think I am, she said 15..I'm like wow, im 18 legal "hint hint", she said she likes them illegal, I connect the dots, she thinks im 15 (at least says that and likes em illegal 
)...I say I am 15, I will change my birth certificate..She giggles...She goes I thought you were gay.......I say why haha, completely straight..She said I dunno your dressed well...(apparently that makes you gay) I was dancing like a dickhead, to jitterbug. that may have been the reason for the gayness 
...Then she left without saying bye to anyone...shattered. Theres my night in a nutshell .
)...I say I am 15, I will change my birth certificate..She giggles...She goes I thought you were gay.......I say why haha, completely straight..She said I dunno your dressed well...(apparently that makes you gay) I was dancing like a dickhead, to jitterbug. that may have been the reason for the gayness ...Then she left without saying bye to anyone...shattered. Theres my night in a nutshell .
When you are 18 everyone under 23 looks the same age to you, you cant tell the difference. When you are 21/22/23 everyone younger than you looks about 15. I can't believe that some kids i see out drinking or walking around the buildings in my uni are over 18. Its strange.
Was at a 21st, there was this one girl 21, F cup...Thin..Amazing ass, dumb as bricks, a masseuse...Half way through the night she reveals she "forgot" to put on underwear...This I almost believe as she may be retarded, she said she only realised when she went to the toilet. Hot as fuck though wow, I asked how old she was, she said 21, I said how old do you think I am, she said 15..I'm like wow, im 18 legal "hint hint", she said she likes them illegal, I connect the dots, she thinks im 15 (at least says that and likes em illegal )...I say I am 15, I will change my birth certificate..She giggles...She goes I thought you were gay.......I say why haha, completely straight..She said I dunno your dressed well...(apparently that makes you gay) I was dancing like a dickhead, to jitterbug. that may have been the reason for the gayness ...Then she left without saying bye to anyone...shattered. Theres my night in a nutshell .
)...I say I am 15, I will change my birth certificate..She giggles...She goes I thought you were gay.......I say why haha, completely straight..She said I dunno your dressed well...(apparently that makes you gay) I was dancing like a dickhead, to jitterbug. that may have been the reason for the gayness ...Then she left without saying bye to anyone...shattered. Theres my night in a nutshell .
I just read this part properly. 
Wow she really must be dumb as bricks, and seeing that she goes for poorly dressed guys would mean that she would have multiple STDs.I don't get this, I'm about 5-6 months from being 18 and when I go to a party or wherever, usually you can tell when a person is older. Though with chicks especially, many look older than they actually are. Some that are 17 or 18 could pass for being like 24. Though there was this one chick one that I thought was like 17/18 but turned out she was like 22 . Though apart from girls that I actually know and know how old they are, most look about 2 years older from the thick layers they put on. That's a turn off anyway, a naturally hot chick with very little make-up is much hotter.
. Though apart from girls that I actually know and know how old they are, most look about 2 years older from the thick layers they put on. That's a turn off anyway, a naturally hot chick with very little make-up is much hotter.
I don't get this, I'm about 5-6 months from being 18 and when I go to a party or wherever, usually you can tell when a person is older. Though with chicks especially, many look older than they actually are. Some that are 17 or 18 could pass for being like 24. Though there was this one chick one that I thought was like 17/18 but turned out she was like 22 . Though apart from girls that I actually know and know how old they are, most look about 2 years older from the thick layers they put on. That's a turn off anyway, a naturally hot chick with very little make-up is much hotter.
. Though apart from girls that I actually know and know how old they are, most look about 2 years older from the thick layers they put on. That's a turn off anyway, a naturally hot chick with very little make-up is much hotter.
Was at a 21st, there was this one girl 21, F cup...Thin..Amazing ass, dumb as bricks, a masseuse...Half way through the night she reveals she "forgot" to put on underwear...This I almost believe as she may be retarded, she said she only realised when she went to the toilet. Hot as fuck though wow, I asked how old she was, she said 21, I said how old do you think I am, she said 15..I'm like wow, im 18 legal "hint hint", she said she likes them illegal, I connect the dots, she thinks im 15 (at least says that and likes em illegal )...I say I am 15, I will change my birth certificate..She giggles...She goes I thought you were gay.......I say why haha, completely straight..She said I dunno your dressed well...(apparently that makes you gay) I was dancing like a dickhead, to jitterbug. that may have been the reason for the gayness ...Then she left without saying bye to anyone...shattered. Theres my night in a nutshell .
)...I say I am 15, I will change my birth certificate..She giggles...She goes I thought you were gay.......I say why haha, completely straight..She said I dunno your dressed well...(apparently that makes you gay) I was dancing like a dickhead, to jitterbug. that may have been the reason for the gayness ...Then she left without saying bye to anyone...shattered. Theres my night in a nutshell .
Dayyyummm. Don't mind Martin. I was going to say something similar. 
