Salvo

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Dec 17, 2007
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Was at a 21st, there was this one girl 21, F cup...Thin..Amazing ass, dumb as bricks, a masseuse...Half way through the night she reveals she "forgot" to put on underwear...This I almost believe as she may be retarded, she said she only realised when she went to the toilet. Hot as fuck though wow, I asked how old she was, she said 21, I said how old do you think I am, she said 15..I'm like wow, im 18 legal "hint hint", she said she likes them illegal, I connect the dots, she thinks im 15 (at least says that and likes em illegal :p)...I say I am 15, I will change my birth certificate..She giggles...She goes I thought you were gay....:(...I say why haha, completely straight..She said I dunno your dressed well...(apparently that makes you gay) I was dancing like a dickhead, to jitterbug. that may have been the reason for the gayness :lol:...Then she left without saying bye to anyone...shattered. Theres my night in a nutshell :D.
 

ZoSo

Senior Member
Jul 11, 2011
41,656
Was at a 21st, there was this one girl 21, F cup...Thin..Amazing ass, dumb as bricks, a masseuse...Half way through the night she reveals she "forgot" to put on underwear...This I almost believe as she may be retarded, she said she only realised when she went to the toilet. Hot as fuck though wow, I asked how old she was, she said 21, I said how old do you think I am, she said 15..I'm like wow, im 18 legal "hint hint", she said she likes them illegal, I connect the dots, she thinks im 15 (at least says that and likes em illegal :p)...I say I am 15, I will change my birth certificate..She giggles...She goes I thought you were gay....:(...I say why haha, completely straight..She said I dunno your dressed well...(apparently that makes you gay) I was dancing like a dickhead, to jitterbug. that may have been the reason for the gayness :lol:...Then she left without saying bye to anyone...shattered. Theres my night in a nutshell :D.
If she was drunk you should have just fucked her :p Especially if you were in the toilet with her, I mean come on :D Girls like that are easy man ;). Oh well, your night was still better than mine. Got my final exam on Tuesday.
 

Kate

Moderator
Feb 7, 2011
18,595
Was at a 21st, there was this one girl 21, F cup...Thin..Amazing ass, dumb as bricks, a masseuse...Half way through the night she reveals she "forgot" to put on underwear...This I almost believe as she may be retarded, she said she only realised when she went to the toilet. Hot as fuck though wow, I asked how old she was, she said 21, I said how old do you think I am, she said 15..I'm like wow, im 18 legal "hint hint", she said she likes them illegal, I connect the dots, she thinks im 15 (at least says that and likes em illegal :p)...I say I am 15, I will change my birth certificate..She giggles...She goes I thought you were gay....:(...I say why haha, completely straight..She said I dunno your dressed well...(apparently that makes you gay) I was dancing like a dickhead, to jitterbug. that may have been the reason for the gayness :lol:...Then she left without saying bye to anyone...shattered. Theres my night in a nutshell :D.
Damn.
 

Martin

Senior Member
Dec 31, 2000
56,913
Salvo, didn't know you were only 18. Don't worry, though, you're bound to meet someone you don't have to teach how to read and write, at least if you hang around in the right places.
 

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