Last night I went to the supermarket and I went through the beer section... I was like "dammit, I'm stronger than this" but then I saw a bottle of Guiness and Dos Equis. So, I bought those two bottles and I went home but I didn't drink them! When I got home I put them in the fridge (I wasn't going to drink them, I just needed to buy them, this is weird). Well, I wake up this morning and say "fuck it, I'll drink those beers" and I go to the fridge and I found nothing! My mom had drunk them last night!