What Are You Doing Right Now? (182 Viewers)

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I am.

 

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[Lapa]

I am.

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And why the fuck you said evening? Have you slept the whole day or what?

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

O went to sleep at 3am, abs woke up at 4pm.

Actually, I'm still in bed!

 

[Lapa]

O went to sleep at 3am, abs woke up at 4pm.

Actually, I'm still in bed!

Now that's the way to do it.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Word. I want to go out, but it's raining!

 

[Lapa]

Word. I want to go out, but it's raining!

Wrong attitude...it's humid and refreshing.

We will probably have snow here pretty soon.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Yeah. I need to go out abs but a Juve jersey first, then head to a friends place for a few halloween party drinks and then back home.

 

[Bezzy]

Just got the best rep ever

your best picture ever - Janna

Alen

 

[Ford Prefect]

I want to change my SSID to something funny.

It used to be 'Free the paedos', then 'Fuck the torries' (republicans) and its now 'People Are Strange'. Anyone got an suggestions?

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I want to change my SSID to something funny.

It used to be 'Free the paedos', then 'Fuck the torries' (republicans) and its now 'People Are Strange'. Anyone got an suggestions?

Name it 'god'.

 

[Ford Prefect]

I don't want to offend people, i hate to change fuck the torries because someone changed their SSID to 'my children can read these' lol

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I don't want to offend people, i hate to change fuck the torries because someone changed their SSID to 'my children can read these' lol

how about 'can't touch this'?

 

[Ford Prefect]

how about 'can't touch this'?

Someone else already has that on my road but its 'can't hack this'. I was temped by either 'my wifi brings all the boys to the yard' or 'pretty fly for a wi-fi' but they aren't original.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

"I don't know where I am..."
"No one made a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could do only a little."
"I came, I saw, I kicked its ass!"
Nil iligitimi carborundum!

Jew's Gold
Underwear Models
Jester's dead!
Not Sam Yarnold

 

[Ford Prefect]

Just ordered my pizza for half time tonight i love the internet

 

[WΏΏdy?]

The day ive had :groan: :excited: :depressed :burke::theflag:

 

[Byrone]

I wanna hear all about it.

 

[WΏΏdy?]

I wanna hear all about it.

Why not,since i am drunk!

Well, i was stationed as med aid for Team Lotus (fuck them) I was supposed to be at the track at 7am this morning....I decided to stay up all night coz i was excited and also because my friends arrived drunk at 4 am and put some tequila in me as well. I fell asleep around 6 woke up at 12 and reached the track in my slippers 10 minutes after qualifying started.
Make matters worse the Indian GP organisers (fuck them too) decided to hold my camera and cell fone coz Govt workers are not allowed photography in the paddock or while working. My boss almost fired me on the spot but she likes me so i lived. Then i had to painfully watch schumacher struggle in qualifying and that douche hamilton qualify on the front row.
After quali i went sight seeing around the track and met this girl who was so bloody beautiful. She was getting on this Escorts hospital van and was apparently working with the marshalls. We talked for like 40 seconds and i probably lied 80 times to impress her. My first line was "hey i work for escorts too" which sounds dirty and also i have nver been to that hospital,then when she told me she works in her hometown branch i told her that's my hometown too and she tried hard to control that wtf face she had... I really think she likes me but that maybe my hangover,the dick marshall got her into the van and away she went. All i had was her name,where she works and her hometown.
I called the number on their van (they were everywhere!) and told their supervisor to gimme this girl's number since she left a bunch of keys in the office...the asshole didnt and instead sent a ugly dude to collect them.
Fuck the race and the parties! i need to find that girl B

ps...i'l post a pic from a few hours ago from the track just to show how messed up i arrived for work...i really was in my slippers

 

[icemaη]

Sorry to say dude, with that shirt, you ain't getting laid... unless it's a guy

 

[WΏΏdy?]

Sorry to say dude, with that shirt, you ain't getting laid... unless it's a guy

Challenge accepted!!

Im going back to join the party after the juve match and i will slay them bitches! i'l flash some hairy cleavage or even carry a table fan to blow some breeze in my hair.