Go with lunch first, E.
Say, Dhee-Dhee -- I've got another alternate acronym for you for HP: "Hispanic Panic". It describes what happens with a lot of hispanic/latinos, particularly women, who have feinting/panic attacks to control the social fabric around themselves/attention whoring.
My brother, the cop, sees it quite often still and says he and his fellow officers/EMTs use the "HP' codeword for it.
Don't know if Fabi can attest to cases of HP in Venezuela, or Gabriel in Colombia, or Matt in T&T, but there it is...