What Are You Doing Right Now? (301 Viewers)

[AFL_ITALIA]

Awaiting hurricane Irene to hit, BRING IT ON!!!

 

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[Sheik Yerbouti]

Turning 18 on Monday. Don't know what I'm going to do.

Look forward to the transition of becoming a man?

 

[Bjerknes]

Awaiting hurricane Irene to hit, BRING IT ON!!!

This shit is fucking weak, actually. It's only a Cat 1 in NC now when it was expected she would be a Cat 2 even in Jersey. Whole beach trip ruined because of a fucking Cat 1, unbelievable.

Go evacuate your bowels, Ocean City, MD.

 

[Kate]

This shit is fucking weak, actually. It's only a Cat 1 in NC now when it was expected she would be a Cat 2 even in Jersey. Whole beach trip ruined because of a fucking Cat 1, unbelievable.

Go evacuate your bowels, Ocean City, MD.

Yes it is.

 

[Kidtaf]

he has his own terminal? celebrities eh

no, separate terminal from the Italy squad

 

[swag]

Cool 18 is the best age

Keeps you out of legal trouble, yeah?

The pill is not a replacement for condoms, though, despite the fact that some idiots think they are.

Every time I watch some TV ad for birth control -- like the new ring for women or whatnot -- I roll my eyes at the disclaimer that it doesn't prevent STDs.

Then I groan realizing how many people are too clueless to know this without someone spelling it out for them every time.

Funnily enough one of my mates was on his J1 in Chicago, double-teamed some 50 year old woman, got a yeast infection and the clap.

Getting a yeast infection without sporting a vagina takes some work, that's for sure.

@cnnbrk: Homeland Security Secretary Napolitano says Hurricane Irene is moving north and 'window of preparation' is closing'

Thanks for that. What the hell would we do without you dumb fucking whore.

Nice to know that career aspirations and full-time employment have not changed Andy any in his desire to wear his explosive vest everywhere.

I imagine getting a job within the next couple of months.

Nice! Good luck with that, sir.

Miami! You?

Theoretically you should be safe and short of the impact. But you never know with cross-plane and cross-airport dependencies.

All the more impressive when you consider that just days ago my washing machine was leaking. It took much courage to run it twice today.

Who needs a pool?!?

Sex and booze.

Yeah huh.

 

[Delle Alpi]

NFL fans, check out the NFL thread.

 

[IrishZebra]

he got it on his arm/stomach.

 

[WΏΏdy?]

So a friend called me a couple of hours ago demanding i come asap equipped with lots of beer. He sounded so fucking pissed and worried,had me really freaked out. I got to him as quickly as i could and then i learn the emergency was his gf cheating on him. So he got drunk with a couple of other friends and they made a very harsh plan to get back at her They decided on releasing the "special" pictures he has of the girl. Being a bro i had his back in the convo and just said yes to everything that might make him feel better but this looks a bit extreme.

I'll let him cool off and go see him in the morning and try to calm him down. Ive always hated the bitch and i will make sure she pays for this but first gotta stop a drunk wounded lover

 

[IrishZebra]

Send her pictures of you jacking it over her pics.

 

[Kate]

So a friend called me a couple of hours ago demanding i come asap equipped with lots of beer. He sounded so fucking pissed and worried,had me really freaked out. I got to him as quickly as i could and then i learn the emergency was his gf cheating on him. So he got drunk with a couple of other friends and they made a very harsh plan to get back at her They decided on releasing the "special" pictures he has of the girl. Being a bro i had his back in the convo and just said yes to everything that might make him feel better but this looks a bit extreme.

I'll let him cool off and go see him in the morning and try to calm him down. Ive always hated the bitch and i will make sure she pays for this but first gotta stop a drunk wounded lover

Damn, sorry for your friend.

 

[IrishZebra]

Snakes with tits.

 

[Itztli]

Sex and booze.

Somebody is planing on taking me to a strip club. Don't know.

Look forward to the transition of becoming a man?

Yea, feels a little good.

 

[swag]

he got it on his arm/stomach.

Damn. Full forearm yeast infection.

So a friend called me a couple of hours ago demanding i come asap equipped with lots of beer. He sounded so fucking pissed and worried,had me really freaked out. I got to him as quickly as i could and then i learn the emergency was his gf cheating on him. So he got drunk with a couple of other friends and they made a very harsh plan to get back at her They decided on releasing the "special" pictures he has of the girl. Being a bro i had his back in the convo and just said yes to everything that might make him feel better but this looks a bit extreme.

I'll let him cool off and go see him in the morning and try to calm him down. Ive always hated the bitch and i will make sure she pays for this but first gotta stop a drunk wounded lover

There have to be better ways of handling this than the infantile. You're doing the right thing.

Snakes with tits.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

So a friend called me a couple of hours ago demanding i come asap equipped with lots of beer. He sounded so fucking pissed and worried,had me really freaked out. I got to him as quickly as i could and then i learn the emergency was his gf cheating on him. So he got drunk with a couple of other friends and they made a very harsh plan to get back at her They decided on releasing the "special" pictures he has of the girl. Being a bro i had his back in the convo and just said yes to everything that might make him feel better but this looks a bit extreme.

I'll let him cool off and go see him in the morning and try to calm him down. Ive always hated the bitch and i will make sure she pays for this but first gotta stop a drunk wounded lover

Snakes with tits.

Aah yes... cheating girlfriends... the epsilons of the dating world. Go fuck that bitch hard and good!

Send her pictures of you jacking it over her pics.

Yup. Pics or it didn't happen.

Yea, feels a little good.

That's good. At least you're taking it well. Unlike that bitch named Dan who wants to stay fuckin' 21 all his life!

 

[Bjerknes]

Nice to know that career aspirations and full-time employment have not changed Andy any in his desire to wear his explosive vest everywhere.

But seriously, we don't need the fucking DHS telling us to watch out for a hurricane. Give me a break. We don't need the DHS period.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

There have to be better ways of handling this than the infantile. You're doing the right thing.

Are you talking about confronting the bitch in public, slapping her, kneeing the bitch in the womanly part and spitting on her?

Or are you talking about kidnapping the bitch, waterboarding, raping and murdering her?

 

[Kate]

Are you talking about confronting the bitch in public, slapping her, kneeing the bitch in the womanly part and spitting on her?

Or are you talking about kidnapping the bitch, waterboarding, raping and murdering her?

Or, you know, just moving on works too.

 

[Delle Alpi]

But seriously, we don't need the fucking DHS telling us to watch out for a hurricane. Give me a break. We don't need the DHS period.

Andy, check out the NFL thread, I created a fantasy league on Yahoo. I think you might be interested

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Or, you know, just moving on works too.

Carrying such emotions is gonna affect the kid. What he needs is to release the emotions and find closure. Sure, time may heal the wounds, but it will affect his brain.