What Are You Doing Right Now? (313 Viewers)

[Kate]

It all started on a tea plantation, sadly I wasn't there.

That's a great beginning for a novel.

 

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[.zero]

That's a great beginning for a novel.

 

[IrishZebra]

Mills and Boon?

 

[Martin]

Next installment in a week.

 

[swag]

I love getting LinkedIn messages like this in the morning over my coffee :coffee:

Greg, We are looking for a replacement for our VP of engineering or at least someone to manage him. After looking at your Resume here I feel you may be a good fit. This would be a principal / co-founder position. If you are interested...

I just have visions of this company that's on fire, their current VP of engineering has sexually molested everything in the office including some office pets, and they need me to come in like the Wolf in Pulp Fiction to clean the mess up...

 

[Kate]

Next installment in a week.

Part Two: "I was somewhere else."

 

[IrishZebra]

In a barn, heaving at the passionate thrusts of Beppe, or new Goat-Herder.

 

[WΏΏdy?]

You disappoint me IZ,no more kisses for you.

 

[IrishZebra]

Just you wait until my 15 infraction rant on September first when we get no players.

 

[X Æ A-12]

You don't want 1/2 of Giacherinni, Elia, and loan of (insert mediocre serie A defender)?

 

[IrishZebra]

Not unless it's Knezigol

 

[WΏΏdy?]

We are likely to get players,there is no doubt. But we will be ripped off.

Its like getting to bang scarlett johansson but losing both you thumbs and toes.

 

[swag]

Nah, I need a way to stop me from farting right now. Like getting rid of the gas in my belly without actually farting it out.

Wow. This drama is like reading about Chernobyl doing a "controlled release" to stave off a meltdown...

 

[.zero]

Next installment in a week.

I'm on the edge of my seat and I don't think I can wait that long. I'm going on the internet to see if there are any spoilers to your tale I can read up on

 

[X Æ A-12]

We are likely to get players,there is no doubt. But we will be ripped off.

Its like getting to bang scarlett johansson but losing both you thumbs and toes.

I'd say our transfer policy is more like taking Scarlett Johansson home only to find that she was born Scott Johansson.

 

[.zero]

I'd say our transfer policy is more like scoring and taking Scarlett Johansson home only to find that she was born Scott Johansson.

I'd still finish the deed

 

[X Æ A-12]

I'd still finish the deed

Even if it was pre-op?

 

[.zero]

Even if it was pre-op?

Fo sho in the back do'

 

[WΏΏdy?]

Even if it was pre-op?

Marotta fans would say "wait till you bang him and then judge him"

 

[.zero]

Airport run for my lunch break today