Kate

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Feb 7, 2011
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ßöмßäяðîëя;3197226 said:
What it is, kids?
S'up, bitch?

@Zé, I had to look that up. It says:

"The female counterpart to the guido. Usually moderately attractive, with nice fake titts but in desperate need of a nose job. Her voice and personality are so repulsive that only incredibly desperate white males or other guidos/guidettes will listen to.
She is a mammoth whore, the only type of woman that a guido won't date rape because he doesnt have to. Usually have anywhere between 3 ad 8 STD's, and the super STD chlapmydia is common among the older or more whorish kind. Some of them look like post-op trannies."

That's nice.
 

swag

L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
84,757
Why else would she be up late at night recording herself frantically applying makeup?
Score one for Kyle. :agree:

ßöмßäяðîëя;3197226 said:
What it is, kids?
Refusing work. What up with you?

S'up, bitch?

@Zé, I had to look that up. It says:

"The female counterpart to the guido. Usually moderately attractive, with nice fake titts but in desperate need of a nose job. Her voice and personality are so repulsive that only incredibly desperate white males or other guidos/guidettes will listen to.
She is a mammoth whore, the only type of woman that a guido won't date rape because he doesnt have to. Usually have anywhere between 3 ad 8 STD's, and the super STD chlapmydia is common among the older or more whorish kind. Some of them look like post-op trannies."

That's nice.
Sooooo-weeet.
 

Zé Tahir

JhoolayLaaaal!
Moderator
Dec 10, 2004
29,281
S'up, bitch?

@Zé, I had to look that up. It says:

"The female counterpart to the guido. Usually moderately attractive, with nice fake titts but in desperate need of a nose job. Her voice and personality are so repulsive that only incredibly desperate white males or other guidos/guidettes will listen to.
She is a mammoth whore, the only type of woman that a guido won't date rape because he doesnt have to. Usually have anywhere between 3 ad 8 STD's, and the super STD chlapmydia is common among the older or more whorish kind. Some of them look like post-op trannies."

That's nice.
:lol2:

You looked up the Urban Dictionary translation I take it? That's too harsh. I just think she looks like one of the girls from the Jersey Shore.

 

WΏΏdy?

Senior Member
Dec 23, 2005
14,997
Just came back from my morning jog and discovered something new. When does a man run the fastest? When he is being chased by a big vicious dog!
I see this dog almost every morning and he is always chained. I donno why he hates me coz i dont recall raping him or anyone from his family. He just goes nuts when he sees me and wakes up half the block with his barking.
Today he was going through some issues and he snaps the chain, made me run like a little bitch. I had no idea i could run that fast :D
 

Kasaki

Moggi's Assistant
Jun 1, 2010
13,750
WΏΏdy;3197329 said:
Just came back from my morning jog and discovered something new. When does a man run the fastest? When he is being chased by a big vicious dog!
I see this dog almost every morning and he is always chained. I donno why he hates me coz i dont recall raping him or anyone from his family. He just goes nuts when he sees me and wakes up half the block with his barking.
Today he was going through some issues and he snaps the chain, made me run like a little bitch. I had no idea i could run that fast :D
It's like you discover your the flash..i've had this happen to me once
 

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