Just came back from my morning jog and discovered something new. When does a man run the fastest? When he is being chased by a big vicious dog!
I see this dog almost every morning and he is always chained. I donno why he hates me coz i dont recall raping him or anyone from his family. He just goes nuts when he sees me and wakes up half the block with his barking.
Today he was going through some issues and he snaps the chain, made me run like a little bitch. I had no idea i could run that fast