What Are You Doing Right Now? (193 Viewers)

[Sheik Yerbouti]

For the first time ever...SOURCE!?!

I'm just guessing this is true considering big women seem to have more strength than skinny ones.

 

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[Kate]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't big women like her have lesser chances of dying during childbirth than broomsticks with tits?

Depends on how big. But women who don't fall on either end of the spectrum are generally better placed, health-wise.

 

[Lapa]

I'm just guessing this is true considering big women seem to have more strength than skinny ones.

Dude, I read your post wrong.

 

[Byrone]

I think she's huge...and I'm not even trying to be polite.

I wouldn't do her even if she would pay me.

Says the alcoholic.

 

[Lapa]

Says the alcoholic.

It doesn't matter since I'm not fat.

 

[Kate]

It doesn't matter since I'm not fat.

Beer will help you with that.

 

[Byrone]

It doesn't matter since I'm not fat.

You're drunk 90% of the time & i bet you were passed out the majority of that time too, you definitely banged a few fatties. No need to suppress those memories, we all go through it once in a while.

As for you Sheik, you're picky? Did mean you never get picked?

 

[icemaη]

Ola!

 

[Byrone]

Ola!

Hello sweet heart!

 

[icemaη]

How's the new job treating you B? Are there any hot women?

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Depends on how big. But women who don't fall on either end of the spectrum are generally better placed, health-wise.

Makes sense.

Dude, I read your post wrong.

Says the alcoholic.

As for you Sheik, you're picky? Did mean you never get picked?

No. I'm really picky.

 

[Byrone]

How's the new job treating you B? Are there any hot women?

It sucks ass, those korean bastards work me to the bone & NO, no hot women. Only short korean bats & i have an old korean pa.

How was the wedding? Any pics? Was your honeymoon better than the first time we did it?

No. I'm really picky.

As IZ said, drop you standards, you're way too shallow!

 

[swag]

It sucks ass, those korean bastards work me to the bone & NO, no hot women. Only short korean bats & i have an old korean pa.

Well that sucks. Sorry to hear, B.

I'm in the pretty late stages of a job offer myself right now. Yesterday they had me fax over approvals so they can do a background check, a full body cavity search, dig up my dead relatives, etc. I think they're getting serious.

As IZ said, drop you standards, you're way too shallow!

I won't even say it's a question of standards at some point. Sheik has to put down the "How to Win Girls by Being an Asshole" books and find someone who appreciates the Sheik for the Sheik.

 

[icemaη]

It sucks ass, those korean bastards work me to the bone & NO, no hot women. Only short korean bats & i have an old korean pa.

How was the wedding? Any pics? Was your honeymoon better than the first time we did it?

Wedding went well... No last minute screw ups... The missus and my parents were really happy which is all I care about... Some of my closest friends made it which made it even more awesome... If there was one thing that annoyed me, it was posing for photographs... And oh, the honeymoon was awesome... As I'm an honorable man I will not compare I'll send you some pics

 

[Byrone]

Well that sucks. Sorry to hear, B.

I'm in the pretty late stages of a job offer myself right now. Yesterday they had me fax over approvals so they can do a background check, a full body cavity search, dig up my dead relatives, etc. I think they're getting serious.

I had to jump through hoops too, make sure to be honest about your std history & that aids scandal you managed to sweep under the rug.

I won't even say it's a question of standards at some point. Sheik has to put down the "How to Win Girls by Being an Asshole" books and find someone who appreciates the Sheik for the Sheik.

No, he needs those books, he's too busy trying to become their best friend & eventually win them over. That might work if you're short sighted & are prepared to pose as a homosexual. Sheik would get to take showers with them, see them in full glory & he wouldn't have to worry about blowing his cover with a massive hard on.

 

[IrishZebra]

What if Sheik as it pertains to interacting with women, is unlikeable Swaggy?

Not being funny, I'm not all that likeable myself.

 

[Byrone]

Wedding went well... No last minute screw ups... The missus and my parents were really happy which is all I care about... Some of my closest friends made it which made it even more awesome... If there was one thing that annoyed me, it was posing for photographs... And oh, the honeymoon was awesome... As I'm an honorable man I will not compare I'll send you some pics

Sweet Assy, did you see the thread where the whole bloody forum congratulated you? Shows how much you're loved. Did you get any gifts worth bragging about?

 

[Kate]

An Englishman just called for some piece of business, and at the end asked me where I'm from. When I said Nottingham, he properly laughed long and loud as if it were the funniest joke ever told. That made my day.

 

[IrishZebra]

A Desi just rang and tried to scam me out of my bank details.

 

[Byrone]

A Desi just rang and tried to scam me out of my bank details.

Funny, they usually rob people blind in a corner store.