I was telling that girl in college my name is Mohyedine, so she kept asking me what? How? etc?
In the end that smart blonde said: OKAY, I'll just call you Mathew. So it stuck with me for 3 years
So on another note, an attractive Asian girl cut my hair today, she smelled like heaven, which makes me suspect she has a bad case of pissy puss. Compensation, no?