What Are You Doing Right Now? (192 Viewers)

[Ford Prefect]

In Boston Chinatown is very small and also scary in NYC it's worth checking out. Did you go to little Italy?

Im not a big fan of italian food...too carby but i will probably check it out.

There is no real way of talking to women just dont be too confident or creepy all i can say is that you're going to have to learn to not be afriad to be let down or care if you are. for example I might try about 20 girls on a night out and get turned down by all of them but it wouldnt bother me i just keep on trying because sometimes you get lucky... another night i might get them all

and don't think that becuase one girl might not be interested that they all wont be. Ive been turned down by girls then went on and banged a girl 10 times as hot later that night it all depends on many things but just dont be afraid to try!

I started reading a book on body langauge today (figured its something that would be useful considering im going to be working in diplomacy). Im about halfway through. The introduction says that by the end of it you will be able to work out before talking to a guy/girl how they will react to you. The first half is about hand shakes and the right way to smile at people. the smiling shit is spot on, i got completely different reactions from people all over NY after i read that bit. I wont be keeping it up, i dont like being nice to people...but it will be helpful when i do need it. The shit i want to get onto is about reading girls body language.

Apparently if a girl is smiling with her lips pursed it means she isnt in anyway interested/or is hiding something along those lines.

Most girls know that already when they are interacting with other girls and apparently men dont know that. I didnt lol.

 

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[swag]

Greg, that is amazing. Are you serious?

Well, if they're serious about me, I could use someone who jizzes in his pants over altostratus virga. And Andy's the man.

I don't know why I thought you had your own company Greg

My wife does -- perhaps that's why.

Juventuz.com is my company.

Can someone help me out, if a chick is checking you out, what do you do about it? A super hot chick was checking out on the subway (either that or i had some shit on my face)....but i have no idea what to do in that situation...i just got off the train and walked the rest of the way

First rule of thumb: don't do exactly that.

It's difficult to express myself when I'm on the verge of exploding in my pants

Good reference.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

I started reading a book on body langauge today (figured its something that would be useful considering im going to be working in diplomacy). Im about halfway through. The introduction says that by the end of it you will be able to work out before talking to a guy/girl how they will react to you. The first half is about hand shakes and the right way to smile at people. the smiling shit is spot on, i got completely different reactions from people all over NY after i read that bit. I wont be keeping it up, i dont like being nice to people...but it will be helpful when i do need it. The shit i want to get onto is about reading girls body language.

Apparently if a girl is smiling with her lips pursed it means she isnt in anyway interested/or is hiding something along those lines.

Most girls know that already when they are interacting with other girls and apparently men dont know that. I didnt lol.

Yeah man. Body language is just as important as the verbals.

 

[ALC]

Yeah man. Body language is just as important as the verbals.

I'm going to use that in court. "But judge, her body was definitely saying yes and we all know body language is just as important as verbal language."

Bowchickawowow

 

[Lapa]

I've been accused of been flirting way too much. And if you ask me, I don't even know how to flirt. :confused2

 

[swag]

Jasper, let me put Gagi's video another way...

You walk away, your chances are always zero.

Alternatively, you could basically start screaming, "Oh my God! There's a Portuguese Man-O-War stuffed in my pants!" and still have a better chance with the girl than if you just walked away.

Think about that next time. The biggest way you can screw it up is to do nothing.

 

[Ford Prefect]

I've been accused of been flirting way too much. And if you ask me, I don't even know how to flirt. :confused2

Flirting is just having fun with someone - stupid in jokes etc. but above the level of friendship. Im not too bad at that but i have to get to that stage.

I always find that bathos is a great humour trick with girls.

 

[Ford Prefect]

Jasper, let me put Gagi's video another way...

You walk away, your chances are always zero.

Alternatively, you could basically start screaming, "Oh my God! There's a Portuguese Man-O-War stuffed in my pants!" and still have a better chance with the girl than if you just walked away.

Think about that next time. The biggest way you can screw it up is to do nothing.

I dont know what a man-o-war is, but my ex is portuguese so im interested now....

 

[Ford Prefect]

im gonna go down to the bar in my hostel and read keith richards autobiography and listen to some stones. Will hopefully return drunker later.

 

[swag]

I dont know what a man-o-war is, but my ex is portuguese so im interested now....

Really? Well my wife is Portuguese.

But a Portuguese Man-O-War is this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portuguese_Man_o'_War

I don't think they eat bacalhau.

 

[Kasaki]

Really? Well my wife is Portuguese.

But a Portuguese Man-O-War is this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portuguese_Man_o'_War

I don't think they eat bacalhau.

that looks disgusting

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

I got stung by one once. And I cried like a bitch.

 

[swag]

I would not want to be stung by one of those things...

So just imagine one in your pants, Jasper.

 

[IliveForJuve]

The first time I got laid I didn't have to do anything, I guess the chick was just horny! But I always try my luck with girls, I got nothing to lose!

 

[Bjerknes]

Well, if they're serious about me, I could use someone who jizzes in his pants over altostratus virga. And Andy's the man.

I have more of a fetish for rear flank downdrafts, but I'm flattered nonetheless.

 

[Ford Prefect]

I would not want to be stung by one of those things...

So just imagine one in your pants, Jasper.

Why would I make myself smaller?

Do you speak any Portuguese?

Como Estas?

Po Caralho cabrão

 

[X Æ A-12]

I got stung by one once. And I cried like a bitch.

I'm sure you do.

Playing FIFA trying to secure beer.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

I'm sure you do.

Playing FIFA trying to secure beer.

Past tense, mofo.

 

[swag]

Why would I make myself smaller?

Do you speak any Portuguese?

Como Estas?

Po Caralho cabrão

Como você está?

Não é uma água-viva nas minhas calças.

 

[Bjerknes]

Burke interviewing Nicole before her sex change.