What Are You Doing Right Now? (828 Viewers)

[Red]

Well, shit just got real. My insano cousin is pregnant - it didn't tip her off that her boyfriend had kids with two other girls (whom he promptly left after the announcement) and now he is leaving her too. Sigh.

You done the decent thing and offered to push her down a flight of stairs?

 

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[Itztli]

Are gonna rape Nate?

What?!!


No, no. no. There will be no such thing happening.

 

[Gabriel]

Mafia game should start!!

 

[swag]

That looks like top-down look to me, Greg :eyebrows:

But I don't see Byrone's beer on her head.

I think I'm getting a fever. Don't feel so good.

Take a chill, Sheik. int:

 

[Kate]

You done the decent thing and offered to push her down a flight of stairs?

I did the decent thing months ago and told her the boy's a douche, but that didn't work. Flight of stairs it is.

 

[Dostoevsky]

What?!!


No, no. no. There will be no such thing happening.

I wouldn't be so sure if I were you.

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God bless strawberries.

 

[.zero]

But I don't see Byrone's beer on her head.



Take a chill, Sheik. int:

Maybe he has a beer helmet on

 

[Itztli]

I wouldn't be so sure if I were you.

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God bless strawberries.

I'm Positive. My optimism & nativity will get out of this.

 

[Byrone]

Are gonna rape Nate?

And you're a mod.

Who dat is?

Some Colombian chica i met some time back.

So that's the coworker? And how the hell did you get that angle of a shot out of her!

No chance, i keep it professional at the office.

But I don't see Byrone's beer on her head.

No beer, single malt whiskey. She's a classy broad.

 

[KatieDiFran]

Well, shit just got real. My insano cousin is pregnant - it didn't tip her off that her boyfriend had kids with two other girls (whom he promptly left after the announcement) and now he is leaving her too. Sigh.

omg wow :S:S

 

[swag]

Well, shit just got real. My insano cousin is pregnant - it didn't tip her off that her boyfriend had kids with two other girls (whom he promptly left after the announcement) and now he is leaving her too. Sigh.

It's guys like that who make me question my stance against state-sponsored sterilization. Not that your cousin is innocent in all of this either.

Just makes me think about that movie Idiocracy from a few years back...

 

[Red]

No beer, single malt whiskey. She's a classy broad.

Real whisky doesn't have an "e".

 

[Byrone]

I wouldn't be so sure if I were you.

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God bless strawberries.

Just so people here don't get confused with which strawberries you're into.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=strawberry

 

[Byrone]

Real whisky doesn't have an "e".

Typo.

 

[.zero]

B and classy don't mix well like vodka and milk

 

[GordoDeCentral]

I'm Positive. My optimism & nativity will get out of this.

good thing you re not relying on your language skills

 

[Byrone]

B and classy don't mix well like vodka and milk

If you must talk trash about Burke, at least do it when he's around to defend himself.

 

[swag]

Real whisky doesn't have an "e".

Red, you know this trite bit is as tiresome as the "but Americans call it 'soccer'!" bit.

 

[Red]

good thing you re not relying on your language skills

 

[.zero]

If you must talk trash about Burke, at least do it when he's around to defend himself.

You clever bastard