What Are You Doing Right Now? (605 Viewers)

[Kate]

Slow day. Both here and at work.

Tell me about it

 

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[Bezzy]

hello workers, how are you all

here is a message from Janna ''weird, bizarrest''bezares

i have to play some footbal match tonight the last one of the season and i don't looking forward to it does someone some advice so i will look forward to it.

 

[Kate]

hello workers, how are you all

here is a message from Janna ''weird, bizarrest''bezares

i have to play some footbal match tonight the last one of the season and i don't looking forward to it does someone some advice so i will look forward to it.

Imagine Marchisio is going to be playing with you and then you get some quality time in the showers afterwards?

 

[Bezzy]

Imagine Marchisio is going to be playing with you and then you get some quality time in the showers afterwards?

then i got horny during the game i don't think that really smart do you

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Just when I was feeling a bit sleepy, by shuffled playlist plays Bach's Toccata!

 

[Kate]

then i got horny during the game i don't think that really smart do you

Suit yourself. But when he does pop by, don't blame me if you're feeling frigid.

 

[Bezzy]

Suit yourself. But when he does pop by, don't blame me if you're feeling frigid.

i will blame you cos you gave me this great fantastic fantasy

just kidding but i will think about him during the game

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Good luck, Haarlem's Finest!

 

[Bezzy]

Good luck, Haarlem's Finest!

thank you Sheik

 

[swag]

Just took a shower cleanliness is next to godliness, going to go make two chicken sandwhiches then ice my cankle and watch tv while downloading kill bill

Do we honestly need an official shower thread around here?

Football's not the only thing going through a bad period:

Yeah. Saw that on TV. She's much better with a bong or some other kind of cylindrical object stuffed in her face.

Any idea why? It's not like I have food laying around or garbage

Shelter, sometimes. The weird part is that by law in this state at least, you need to call Animal Control to get rid of them. There are laws about things like even killing squirrels.

Correct, except for one thing. The plural form of the feminine is juventine.

Kate and bezares: juventine
bezares and Rami: juventini (mixed gender)
Rami and Martin: juventini

You all gotta love the Italian language that invalidates the femininity of a crowd when all it takes is one guy. And yet Italy is a matriarchal society... women really run things there, the men just keep believing they do.

Put on my shoes and get ready for the weekeeeeeeenndd!!!

I'm putting on my pants!

Oh bloody hell, stop using that phrase!

That phrase is awesomeness. You don't know what you're talking about.

Has anyone?

I hear they're building the world's biggest electron microscope in Switzerland to see if we can find scientific evidence of Dhee-Dhee's deck.

Anyway, here's the pic.

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Whaddya think?

Me likes it. I think it works for you.

There's another new nickname. The Hoover.

Lovely.

cats are so sweet

Especially in a nice salsa verde sauce.

Every time I get laid, there is peace in the world for about a week.

That explains why we've been under constant torture and war all these centuries.

still can't sign on msn

Be careful with Live.com logins. I have an old Hotmail account and clearly every day someone is running a script to try to hack into the password for it.

 

[Kasaki]

Laws about killing? fuck that if it's threatening me or trespassing am killing that bitch

 

[Kate]

@swag, the French are worse. At least in Italian they devote a proper word for "wife" and "daughter". In French it is "my woman" and "my girl".

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

That phrase is awesomeness. You don't know what you're talking about.
Me likes it. I think it works for you.

The awesomeness has faded IMO.

Thanks Greg. I'll consider shaving it off permanently soon.

EDIT: The only thing I hate is taht I'll need to keep shaving it everyday, or else it looks ugly.

 

[swag]

@swag, the French are worse. At least in Italian they devote a proper word for "wife" and "daughter". In French it is "my woman" and "my girl".

Ignorance alert!

Really?! Wow. Shows you how much I know about French. Cinco de Mayo up your derrieres, frogs!

The awesomeness has faded IMO.

You're just upset because you lost your cuck.

Thanks Greg. I'll consider shaving it off permanently soon.

EDIT: The only thing I hate is taht I'll need to keep shaving it everyday, or else it looks ugly.

Yeah. I can see the five-o-clock shadow thing being cool on a ginormous chin like Kate's, but less flattering when it's your skull...

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

You're just upset because you lost your cuck.



Yeah. I can see the five-o-clock shadow thing being cool on a ginormous chin like Kate's, but less flattering when it's your skull...

WHat cuck?

If you say so. I just hope the ladies dig it. Plus I need to hit the gym and build up a decent figure. This pot belly doesn't help.

 

[swag]

WHat cuck?

If you say so. I just hope the ladies dig it. Plus I need to hit the gym and build up a decent figure. This pot belly doesn't help.

Just let it grow out on the sides enough so you can spell "Sheik" in the stubble.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Just let it grow out on the sides enough so you can spell "Sheik" in the stubble.

Good idea. I'll get that tattooed on it.

 

[Lapa]

Kasaki, is the racoon still fucking with you?

 

[Kasaki]

Kasaki, is the racoon still fucking with you?

Went outside this morning didnt see it, tried making noise on top of the deck to see if it would run out and it didn't so not sure if it's under there or it just completely left.

 

[Kate]

Yeah. I can see the five-o-clock shadow thing being cool on a ginormous chin like Kate's, but less flattering when it's your skull...

Well I had been considering growing a beard...