What Are You Doing Right Now? (396 Viewers)

[Sheik Yerbouti]

But I want it

I'm saving you for the weekend.

Only when I wear gloves, don't want your brown to rub off on me...

You already made me wet down there.

 

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[Kate]

Girl, they call me tripod...

So all three at once?

Sorry I had this sudden image of some sort of octo-deck thing going on.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

You already made me wet down there.

Piss yourself....

So all three at once?

Sorry I had this sudden image of some sort of octo-deck thing going on.

Nah, not at all...

...unless two of you want to be big-toe banged.​

 

[swag]

Weirdest week at work. Ever.

Monday - meeting with the management: So, a substantial part of your job will no longer be required. But we'll offer you something you don't like, at all. And I didn't.

Yesterday - meeting with the upper management:
Him: "So, how did that talk the other day go?"
Me: "Well, he basically asked me to do something against my will, or get the hell out of here."
Him: "Wait, what? There must be some miscommunication. You're the most accurate guy here, just tell me what you'd like to do."
Me: "No miscommunication whatsoever, he was pretty clear."

Today - new meeting with the management: We have some new offers for you. Please consider staying. Etc.


Ridiculous crap.

Should I stay or should I go?

Sounds like the usual management shuffle. They probably haven't gotten their act together, so you're getting that piecemeal. Good luck with that. It sucks in the meantime.

It's in civil engineering - Steel structures

You gonna build Dhee-Dhee a new deck? You have the technology.

The circumference of the oral opening has to be equal to, if not greater than, the cube of the boob multiplied by the angle of the dangle.

Unless her latex mouth can really stretch.

Only when I wear gloves, don't want your brown to rub off on me...

When's the bank heist? Oh, wait, they don't have any money in West Virginia.

They don't have any money in California here either but...

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Piss yourself....

Even better... I jizzed in my pants.

You gonna build Dhee-Dhee a new deck? You have the technology.

That would be delightful.

 

[Bezzy]

Ha, no, that's fine, but if you wanted to keep the other one I could have changed it so you could have all three.

can you do that for me?

 

[.zero]

Did someone say LATEX MOUTH!

 

[Kate]

Did someone say LATEX MOUTH!

We learn new things about Janna every day.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Did someone say LATEX MOUTH!

Is that a question?

 

[RAMI-N]

You gonna build Dhee-Dhee a new deck? You have the technology.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

can you do that for me?

Yea, post the quotes you want in your signature, up to five total.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Did someone say LATEX MOUTH!

Yea, not brownie butt.

 

[.zero]

Is that a question?

No

this is a question

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

No

this is a question

Hate to admit it, but your grammar is as bad as Janna's!

 

[.zero]

Hate to admit it, but your grammar is as bad as Janna's!

Racist!

 

[Bozi]

My best student...

Of course I have a PhD, a PRETTY HUGE DICK!


Well done, SON!

how drunk are you at present? because you are either too drunk,or not drunk enough...i think the latter

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Racist!

Wrong... terroracist!

 

[.zero]

White trash!

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

TERRORACISTITTYFUCKMADARCHOD!

 

[.zero]

Yo Burke, you guys wanna meet up in DC this summer?