You're lucky, I would get fat if I ate that much pizza.
Heel is better, Sheik. I managed to fashion a makeshift tourniquet from some rubber bands and the Italian flag that was on the wall, perhaps they'll be able to graft a new heel on later. A bionic one.
But no, a plaster sufficed.
Aush, jealous of your Paris trip. Where are you staying?
Some sick fuck went into a mall this weekend and shot 7people and hurted 18 others, then he killed himself i hope he burns forever in hell or get send back as a cockroach so we can stomp on him again and again! I hope he suffers to the fullest!
That sucks. Some people become so ridiculously self-absorbed that they think this universe is all about them and that the rest of us are mere extras in their Broadway show of life. What a selfish bastard.
I cut my heel walking out to get lunch, and so had the first aid kit open on my desk. My boss just walked by and said "oh wow, that looks like a nice lunch!"
Screwed up in my exam, spent two hours waiting for a lecture in the damn Sun and the prof didn't show up AND nearly got myself run over by a truck. One hell of a day really.
Screwed up in my exam, spent two hours waiting for a lecture in the damn Sun and the prof didn't show up AND nearly got myself run over by a truck. One hell of a day really.
Screwed up in my exam, spent two hours waiting for a lecture in the damn Sun and the prof didn't show up AND nearly got myself run over by a truck. One hell of a day really.