What Are You Doing Right Now? (297 Viewers)

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Catalina Cruz is really hot for a porn star though.

 

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[swag]

I don't know what to make of this. There are five young, mostly decent-looking women in a conference room at lunch here sitting around a large Mac monitor -- watching a video of some blonde ditz who looks like a wannabe porn star, and the video cuts between closeups of her and scenes of her doing pelvic thrusts on her back on the floor.

Am I supposed to wait for wakka-wakka music to play overhead in this scenario? Please suggest your advice.

 

[Enron]

I don't know what to make of this. There are five young, mostly decent-looking women in a conference room at lunch here sitting around a large Mac monitor -- watching a video of some blonde ditz who looks like a wannabe porn star, and the video cuts between closeups of her and scenes of her doing pelvic thrusts on her back on the floor.

Am I supposed to wait for wakka-wakka music to play overhead in this scenario? Please suggest your advice.

Walk in and start jerkin' off.

On another note, I need a 5 Hour Energy.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I repeat: "rabbit and pork" does not rhyme with "talk". WTF were these cretins thinking?

MATE, YOU AIN'T STOPPED RABBITIN' SINCE I CAME IN HERE!

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I don't know what to make of this. There are five young, mostly decent-looking women in a conference room at lunch here sitting around a large Mac monitor -- watching a video of some blonde ditz who looks like a wannabe porn star, and the video cuts between closeups of her and scenes of her doing pelvic thrusts on her back on the floor.

Am I supposed to wait for wakka-wakka music to play overhead in this scenario? Please suggest your advice.

Walk in, when they look at you just say:


"They call me..............MACHINE!"

 

[swag]

Walk in and start jerkin' off.

BEST... answer ... EVER!!

I'm telling ya. True story.

Turns out I walked in on them watching exactly this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYpwAtnywTk#t=1m47s

 

[Enron]

Walk in, when they look at you just say:


"They call me..............MACHINE!"

Yo did you see Huggins 2011 recruiting class is ranked 22?

 

[Bezzy]

so tired think i´m going to sleep earlier

 

[Osman]

:depressed

but i will keep trying until i succeed.

Silly you, women dont need to be smart, they only need to:

 

[swag]

Even for you, Osman, that woman has bad aim.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Yo did you see Huggins 2011 recruiting class is ranked 22?

Yea, I think I read that in one of the recruiting mags my pops has.

Silly you, women dont need to be smart, they only need to:

Where did she do that?

 

[Ironz]

Catalina Cruz is really hot for a porn star though.

My Man Muck seems to be heading towards Jade Hsu's face these days.

 

[Enron]

Oh look, Football Manager.

 

[Bezzy]

Oh look, Football Manager.

where

 

[swag]

I'd sack Leonard and myself. :eyebrows:

 

[Bezzy]

nice job

i'm watching two pints of lager and a packet of crips

 

[swag]

i'm watching two pints of lager and a packet of crips

Is that like two turntables and a microphone?

 

[Bezzy]

Is that like two turntables and a microphone?

is an english comedy

 

[Klin]

 

[Bezzy]