What Are You Doing Right Now? (336 Viewers)

[Byrone]

i love when people say they are "a consultant" well fuck you very much,i asked what you do and instead of simply answering you wrap an enigma up in a riddle.

when people ask me what i do i don't say "I allocate" allocate what exactly?

It's better than my loser cousin. He works for a furniture removal company & when he's out in a bar, he tells women that he's in import/export.

 

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[swag]

It's better than my loser cousin. He works for a furniture removal company & when he's out in a bar, he tells women that he's in import/export.

Isn't that called working for a repo man?

 

[Kate]

It's better than my loser cousin. He works for a furniture removal company & when he's out in a bar, he tells women that he's in import/export.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I had a friend who was like 1/32nd Cherokee and qualified for all sorts of Native American scholarships in college. He went around calling everyone "pale face".

It was funny to say the least.

I think I'm 1/64, so can I call people "Dumb General Custers"?

 

[Byrone]

Isn't that called working for a repo man?

Oddly enough they do evictions for the Johannesburg city council.

 

[swag]

So my Slag on China fact of the day...

A friend of my wife handles ad sales for the local CBS affiliate. They were recently approached by the Taiwan tourism board to run ads. Part of that gig is she got to go on a week of expenses-paid, guided travel in Taiwan.

So she shows us a photo of a semi-public toilet in Taipei. On it is a big sign with diagrams and red slash marks telling people not to stand or piss on the toilet seats or floors like a bunch of feral animals. The secret word? Those signs were put up for all the Chinese tourists from the mainland. Apparently they have a reputation among the Taiwanese for being the Asian equivalent of English football hooligan tourists at World Cups.

 

[Kate]

So my Slag on China fact of the day...

A friend of my wife handles ad sales for the local CBS affiliate. They were recently approached by the Taiwan tourism board to run ads. Part of that gig is she got to go on a week of expenses-paid, guided travel in Taiwan.

So she shows us a photo of a semi-public toilet in Taipei. On it is a big sign with diagrams and red slash marks telling people not to stand or piss on the toilet seats or floors like a bunch of feral animals. The secret word? Those signs were put up for all the Chinese tourists from the mainland. Apparently they have a reputation among the Taiwanese for being the Asian equivalent of English football hooligan tourists at World Cups.

Champions...

 

[Bjerknes]

Gerald Celente coming up on the radio!

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Much thanks to the Baptists for the holiday today. But it doesn't make up for the sleepless nights I've had from their singing/ chanting/ shouting.

 

[.zero]

Isn't that called working for a repo man?

Thats what I thought

 

[blondu]

evening all

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Gerald Celente coming up on the radio!

Plays for Braga, right?

 

[Christina]

Now I know why I never come to this class.....

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

PAY ATTENTION!

 

[Bjerknes]

Plays for Braga, right?

No, FC New Rochelle WOP House.

 

[Christina]

PAY ATTENTION!

It's too hard.

 

[Delle Alpi]

Watched some cricket for the first time. Interesting game, totally enjoyed it. Congrats India, and hardluck to Pakistan

 

[Kate]

Now I know why I never come to this class.....

Which class?

 

[Christina]

Which class?

Social psychology, the prof doesn't teach he just rambles about nothing.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

No, FC New Rochelle WOP House.