What Are You Doing Right Now? (110 Viewers)

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I have been one my whole life, why?

@Dru Am not!

I though you were English who relocated to Canada a few years ago. I have no idea what gave me that impression.

So you have a Canadian passport too?

I don't really get too irritated over foreigners speaking English, at least they make an effort, as I do in foreign lands.

What irritates the fuck out of me is terrible English skills from natural English speakers.

 

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[Kate]

I though you were English who relocated to Canada a few years ago. I have no idea what gave me that impression.

So you have a Canadian passport too?

Perhaps because I know nothing about Canada and have only lived here a year. Long story Yes, I have a Canadian one and an American one.

 

[.zero]

I have been one my whole life, why?

@Dru Am not!

j/k

 

[WΏΏdy?]

I don't really get too irritated over foreigners speaking English, at least they make an effort, as I do in foreign lands.

What irritates the fuck out of me is terrible English skills from natural English speakers.

What is the difference between a natural english speaker and a native english speaker?

 

[swag]

I'm so sorry man. I hope this makes up for it and reinvigorates your love for watermelons.

Find the grammatical error.

César Chávez Day is today. (Well, it's supposed to be Mar 31, but Californians failed at math since education went bilingual.) Meaning: colonialist Spaniards can go feck themselves and the metrosexual Torres haircut they came in on.

My english got raped due to those years in china I had to adapt and speak chinglish for people to understand me

At least it was only your English.

i know, mine english teacher was really a joke on high school and after that i never got english as a class.

Mijn Nederlands is lekker.

Chinglish

Have you been living under a rock, Dhee-Dhee? With all that online time goofing off on the job, I thought you would have come across that famous Web site by now!

 

[Kate]

What is the difference between a natural english speaker and a native english speaker?

The first ones don't shave.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

What is the difference between a natural english speaker and a native english speaker?

Canada

 

[.zero]

English is super gay

 

[Bezzy]

Mijn Nederlands is lekker.

eet smakelijk

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Perhaps because I know nothing about Canada and have only lived here a year. Long story Yes, I have a Canadian one and an American one.

How the hell did you get an American one? And what about a UK passport, got one of those?

 

[Kate]

How the hell did you get an American one? And what about a UK passport, got one of those?

Pops was American. No UK one, that's the goal.

 

[KB824]

English is super gay

Dont you mean

The English are super gay

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Hey I AM black, bitch! It ain't racist when I say it!

Have you been living under a rock, Dhee-Dhee? With all that online time goofing off on the job, I thought you would have come across that famous Web site by now!

Of course not. I know of such websites. It's just that name. It makes me laugh all the time.

Pops was American. No UK one, that's the goal.

That is bizarre!

 

[swag]

eet smakelijk

Het is de Afrikaans invloed op mij.

Of course not. I know of such websites. It's just that name. It makes me laugh all the time.

Cool dat then.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Dude, you are a true darkie...

You look like Sergio's penishead, not that his penis or penishead is black, his entire penis is just tattooed with a lot of huge black swastikas.

 

[Bezzy]

Het is de Afrikaans invloed op mij.

Didn't know you are also Afrikaans?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Het is de Afrikaans invloed op mij.



Cool dat then.

Gatvol de Kaffir?

Lekkerkry, Greg.

 

[swag]

wist niet dat je ook Afrikaans was?

Ik ben enige Afrikaanse in de geest. Ik bezoek Cape Town veel voor het werk, dus ik pakte een beetje 'Afrikaans' Nederlands. Dus ik gebruik het woord 'lekker' te zeggen 'goed'.

 

[Kate]

That is bizarre!

Yes, yes it is

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Dude, you are a true darkie...

You look like Sergio's penishead, not that his penis or penishead is black, his entire penis is just tattooed with a lot of huge black swastikas.

I do not endorse any religious or political symbols on my face.

Yes, yes it is

I'd love to hear your accent now. I really have no idea what to expect!