What Are You Doing Right Now? (174 Viewers)

[swag]

Greg, why'd you get a sex change? Tell us the story.

More lifelike than a Fleshlight, that's why.

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[blondu]

what's up yo'all ? blondu's in the house

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

It sounds common now, but it wasn't back then. We actually met online. It was in 1995, before there were any real dating Web sites out there. I was working for a lab at Stanford and she was working at the UC Davis Med Center. We hooked up in a chat forum not terribly unlike the Tuz here, and we were each seeing other people at the time. We hit it off as friends really well, our bfs/gfs disappeared from the picture, and one thing lead to another from there.

That's lovely!

 

[Red]

our bfs/gfs disappeared from the picture

And how did you get rid of the corpses?

 

[Kate]

That is lovely, Greg

 

[Martin]

:doh: I stand corrected. I knew it was a day off from Pi day. (My birthday, btw. )

This reminds me of a classic computer science joke made from a Tim Bray statement...

“There are only two hard things in Computer Science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors."

I approve this joke

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Downloading the TV Show Extras. I love Ricky Gervais. Out for a smoke, and then rolling a joint. OH YES, suck on that, Burkey Murke!

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I approve this joke

How'd I miss that. Indeed!

 

[Firestarter]

Making spaghetti.

 

[Lapa]

Watching Hot Shots Part Deaux. Charlie Sheen

 

[Lapa]

Pizza and/or spaghetti would be nice.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Watching Hot Shots Part Deaux. Charlie Sheen

I love Hot Shots. Used to watch that a LOT as a kid.

 

[Ironz]

eating popcorn watching soaps on tv. very chilled sunday evening

 

[Powis]

Just changed my signature and avatar

 

[Kate]

I can't even think of a signature/usertitle, so well done.

 

[Lapa]

I love Hot Shots. Used to watch that a LOT as a kid.

Great movies indeed. I've seen both of them too many times however.

 

[Firestarter]

My spaghetti is nearly done. Nice sig + ava, Povilas.

 

[Lapa]

How was everybody's weekend? PartyParty or..?

 

[Powis]

My spaghetti is nearly done. Nice sig + ava, Povilas.

Thanks Aushy, you ava is great too. Who are those babes?

 

[swag]

And how did you get rid of the corpses?

Lots and lots of ballast.

That is lovely, Greg

It's funny now. Back then it was like, "You met on the Internet? How geeky/creepy is that!" Today it's commonplace and an accepted practice.

I approve this joke

This means a lot coming from you, Martin. You are a hard standard for comedy.