What Are You Doing Right Now? (1,007 Viewers)

[JCK]

One sang and other danced.
Sounds pretty stupid

I don't know him that well, but you probably know who Omer Bhatti is.

Yes, that's him. Omer was a very close friend with Michael Jackson. Skavlan tried to ask him questions about Michael but he refused to speak and felt extremely sad. The singer, I can't remember her name. Omer is apparently working with her now after Michael's death.

 

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[swag]

I am not too much into TED and what they, I have only watched some lectures and thought they were good.

I like reading the New Yorker too. What's different is that the New Yorker doesn't pretend to be more than it is, they don't charge $7,500 entrance fees to their conference, and they don't invite attendees who come for ego-stroking of, "I'm here at TED, and I'm so smart and distinguished. Dance for me, my scientist monkey. And fetch me a cappuccino while you're at it. Oh, and you bore me after 10 minutes... next topic, please."

 

[Fake Melo]

Yes, that's him. Omer was a very close friend with Michael Jackson. Skavlan tried to ask him questions about Michael but he refused to speak and felt extremely sad. The singer, I can't remember her name. Omer is apparently working with her now after Michael's death.

Yeah, she is MJs niece IIRC. He is also an artist now.

 

[Martin]

I like reading the New Yorker too. What's different is that the New Yorker doesn't pretend to be more than it is, they don't charge $7,500 entrance fees to their conference, and they don't invite attendees who come for ego-stroking of, "I'm here at TED, and I'm so smart and distinguished. Dance for me, my scientist monkey. And fetch me a cappuccino while you're at it."

Yeah, it certainly is true that what they say in the talks, about "this room" being full of super important and resourceful people is a little er on the nose.

 

[Fake Melo]

That dancer who was friends with Michael Jackson?

You know that he is from Martins old hood in Norway?

 

[Martin]

You know that he is from Martins old hood in Norway?

I be reprasen'in

 

[Fake Melo]

I be reprasen'in

I am sure you do, Martin. I am sure you do

 

[Enron]

People pray for Japan after a quake, but not for China. What's the difference?

 

[Martin]

I am sure you do, Martin. I am sure you do

It would be more obvious if I had more bitches and hos in my posts. I like to keep it on the down low, bro.

 

[Fake Melo]

It would be more obvious if I had more bitches and hos in my posts. I like to keep it on the down low, bro.

You're kiillin me man!!

 

[.zero]

Martin

How are you, dear sir?

 

[Enron]

Martin is here?

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Alone in the office, finishing up some work.

 

[Fake Melo]

Alone in the office, finishing up some work.

I bet you are jerking off

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I bet you are jerking off

Not in the mood for that yet.

 

[Enron]

I bet you are jerking off

No need to bet.

 

[Martin]

Martin

How are you, dear sir?

2 more hours of battery life.

 

[.zero]

Not in the mood for that yet.

What are you? A woman?

 

[Martin]

You're kiillin me man!!

My knowledge of hip hop is a little historical, though. Fresh Prince of Bel Air era.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

What are you? A woman?

No, a professional.