Either has to be better. Hathaway is fine to look at and Franco is talented, but they aren't going to entertain anyone for three hours on a Sunday night. Might as well have the Pope run the show.
Here's one for fans of old American infomercials with Tony "Mr. Motivational Speaker" Robbins.
I particularly like the part at 0:51 about tracking down your ex-girlfriend and burning her face with your noxious saliva. You never hear enough of that.