What Are You Doing Right Now? (232 Viewers)

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Your shit just vaporized yo!

 

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[Byrone]

Can't be, i wasn't with Rab last night.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Then you probably were date-raped!

 

[Christina]

I've been passing gas all day & it felt like i needed to take a dump during all my meetings today & when i finally get to use the toilet, there's fuckall.

I'm glad I can wake up to this.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

When I wake up, well I know I'm gonna be..
I'm gonna be the man that wakes up next to you! :eyebrows:

 

[Byrone]

Then you probably were date-raped!

Well there's no ass pain, so that rules you out.

I'm glad I can wake up to this.

Too bad i'm not there to fart under your blankets.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Could be Delle Alpi. He probably numbed your ass with some chemicals he cooked up in his meth lab!

 

[Christina]

When I wake up, well I know I'm gonna be..
I'm gonna be the man that wakes up next to you! :eyebrows:

So you're sleeping right now?

Well there's no ass pain, so that rules you out.



Too bad i'm not there to fart under your blankets.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

So you're sleeping right now?

I already woke up, took a shower, made a sandwich, kissed you on the forehead and left for work. I'll be back home for dinner though.

 

[Byrone]

When I wake up, well I know I'm gonna be..
I'm gonna be the man that wakes up next to you! :eyebrows:

You're turning into Dusan v.2.0. First Sabet, then Hoori, then Christina & your final assault will be on Elvin.

Could be Delle Alpi. He probably numbed your ass with some chemicals he cooked up in his meth lab!

Nah, he knows my ass is haraam.

 

[Byrone]

Christina, are you & your cousins planning on jumping on your nonna's plastic sofa this year?

 

[Nicholas]

Sat on a full bus with nobody speaking English am I missing something here?

 

[Christina]

I already woke up, took a shower, made a sandwich, kissed you on the forehead and left for work. I'll be back home for dinner though.

Are you picking something up on your way home or do I have to prepare something?

 

[Christina]

Christina, are you & your cousins planning on jumping on your nonna's plastic sofa this year?

YES!

 

[Suns]

Its -20 over here. I was on my way to class but after 50 meters I ran back home.

 

[Byrone]

Sat on a full bus with nobody speaking English am I missing something here?

You were in the arsenal team bus?

YES!

Excellent!

So are you planning any outrageous recipes for christmas?

 

[Christina]

Its -20 over here. I was on my way to class but after 50 meters I ran back home.

That's nothing.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

You're turning into Dusan v.2.0. First Sabet, then Hoori, then Christina & your final assault will be on Elvin.

Lets be clear here. Hoori is my one and only true love! Sabet and Tina are just part-time hobbies!

Nah, he knows my ass is haraam.

Well you know what they say about the forbidden fruit being the sweetest!

Are you picking something up on your way home or do I have to prepare something?

I love food that is cooked with your sweet hands. Hell, even bread and Nutella tastes awesome when you make it!

 

[Nicholas]

Bingo B!

 

[Christina]

You were in the arsenal team bus?



Excellent!

So are you planning any outrageous recipes for christmas?

Nah, I'll leave that to my nonnas. :lick: They're not outrageous but delicious.

How about you? I remember you had to plan out a whole meal last year.

Lets be clear here. Hoori is my one and only true love! Sabet and Tina are just part-time hobbies!

Well you know what they say about the forbidden fruit being the sweetest!

I love food that is cooked with your sweet hands. Hell, even bread and Nutella tastes awesome when you make it!

Then nutella sandwiches for dinner!