"I've never lived closer to danger, but I've never felt safer. I've never felt more in control, and people could spot it from a mile away. And as for this, the groping? I gotta be honest - it grew on me. Once you've taken a few pat downs and realize you're made of flesh that wants to be rubbed, you don't feel alive unless you're feeling people up as far as you can go." - Michael Bruckner
"TS-FUCKING-A!" - Rover