Bisco

Senior Member
Nov 21, 2005
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Kasaki, take her out, get her some wine, or cola with wine whatever you like, say nice things to her, kiss her and see how she reacts, ask her if you may kiss her would be even better because girls find that very sweet. If it's not helping move on and get yourself another girl.

Bis, i'm doing great thx bro. The weather here is cold aswell tho i like it, it means the students are dressing up just the way i like it :D
i think u mis-understod :D the weather here is HOT!!:D and the chicks have'nt put clothes on just yet so its not all that bad. i love winter although the chicks cover up the good stuff ;) :D

Stop being a little bitch & make a move.After many, many failed attempts to impress women, one thing i've learned is that putting them on a pedestal in front of their friends will win you major brownie points.

You can't expect her to do all the work & approach you. If you two end up together she'll definitely end up calling the shots.Either way she'll still end up boss when you get a taste of her kitty kat.:D
:lol: :lol: u speak the truth B!!! :D

You know there's a sliver lining to all your studying towards becoming a pharmacist. Your wife wouldn't dare pretend to have a headache when you want sex because you'd have a supply to last for a century.:D

:lol: :lol: true and add viagra or what ever they discover in the future. do u know that the min a guy ( who usually is'nt very well educated) finds out i'm a pharmacy student i'm asked for pills to make them beasts in bed!!1 one time a freak joked a round in front of my mum using the code name vitamins :D offcourse that day i had a lecture about it from the old lady :D was pleasant but i told her she was over thinking it and that i'm not the angel she thinks i am. u would be amazed with how easy it is to get things done in this country if i have some of the good stuff to offer the helpless officer or clerk who wants to please the lady so she shuts up for a month with no complaints :D
 

Byrone

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Dec 19, 2005
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:lol: :lol: u speak the truth B!!! :D

Of course i do. Every man's brain turns to mush when the little man gets to swim.:D

:lol: :lol: true and add viagra or what ever they discover in the future. do u know that the min a guy ( who usually is'nt very well educated) finds out i'm a pharmacy student i'm asked for pills to make them beasts in bed!!1 one time a freak joked a round in front of my mum using the code name vitamins :D offcourse that day i had a lecture about it from the old lady :D was pleasant but i told her she was over thinking it and that i'm not the angel she thinks i am. u would be amazed with how easy it is to get things done in this country if i have some of the good stuff to offer the helpless officer or clerk who wants to please the lady so she shuts up for a month with no complaints :D
I'd expect that.:lol:

Do you realize how many times i've been asked to organize cialis or viagra? There's a HUGE market for it here but the penalties involved with getting caught just isn't worth it.:D
 

Bisco

Senior Member
Nov 21, 2005
14,418
Of course i do. Every man's brain turns to mush when the little man gets to swim.:D



I'd expect that.:lol:

Do you realize how many times i've been asked to organize cialis or viagra? There's a HUGE market for it here but the penalties involved with getting caught just isn't worth it.:D
:lol: B u would be a millionaire here!!! simply bec how life is f*** up here going home to a happy wife is the closet to heaven for most people here, so in the case u dont bring yr A game every time that quickly changes to nagging and a tonne of pmsing :D we have no regulations that i know off regarding this :D usually if i need sth i call up a good friend of mine who graduated and currently works in a pharmacy and he fixes me up with the good stuff which in turn gets my papers done faster instead of having to find some one to kiss ass so i can get any document i need finished. eg my brothers driving liscence :D
 

.zero

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Aug 8, 2006
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Exactly

Sounds like a plan. Dusan has extensive experience doing all the nasty & demeaning work that assistants are required to do.



Make sure you don't have high expectations & keep some porn & lube ready for later on.
:D

So we got, what?, about 35 minutes before Britain bitches about FIFA's anti-England conspiracy?
We have dentists and 2022
 

Byrone

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Dec 19, 2005
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:lol: B u would be a millionaire here!!! simply bec how life is f*** up here going home to a happy wife is the closet to heaven for most people here, so in the case u dont bring yr A game every time that quickly changes to nagging and a tonne of pmsing :D we have no regulations that i know off regarding this :D usually if i need sth i call up a good friend of mine who graduated and currently works in a pharmacy and he fixes me up with the good stuff which in turn gets my papers done faster instead of having to find some one to kiss ass so i can get any document i need finished. eg my brothers driving liscence :D
:lol2:

You really are turning into a bad apple. But that's how you get things done in life, especially when it comes to government officials.

Now if guys kiss your ass for vitamins, can you imagine what lengths guys go to, to impress a strip club owner?:D

So we got, what?, about 35 minutes before Britain bitches about FIFA's anti-England conspiracy?
I really, really, really hope England don't get it.:xfinger:
 

Byrone

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Dec 19, 2005
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BTW, I met Rich Branson yesterday at a luncheon. He was in Dallas for the introduction of Virgin flights from DFW to SFO and LAX. We share a common disgust for American Airlines. A really nice guy too
He really is. I met him about two years back & he's such an approachable guy compared to Donald Trump who would give you the fuck off stare.
 

Byrone

Peen Meister
Dec 19, 2005
30,778
You're a lame excuse!

Finally I'm online when you are. :D How's life?
Just because you're going to the TT tour, it doesn't give you an excuse to try & assimilate to English culture & not brush your teeth :D

I'm good, have some nice deals lined up for next week. This week has been rather hectic & next week will be extra hard.

How are you keeping? Has anything exciting happened in your life lately?
 

Christina

vanilla pudding
Aug 21, 2006
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Just because you're going to the TT tour, it doesn't give you an excuse to try & assimilate to English culture & not brush your teeth :D

I'm good, have some nice deals lined up for next week. This week has been rather hectic & next week will be extra hard.

How are you keeping? Has anything exciting happened in your life lately?
:lol: If you can't beat them, join them.

Good to hear and goodluck to you sir. I also have a few hectic weeks now because I have final exams! Maybe I should asked to be banned so I can study. :D
 

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