I just had to go to the grocery store. It's packed with old people that insist on stopping to stare down aisles looking to see if the items they need are on the shelves rather than reading the signs that say what's in each aisle.
At least I was able to strike fear into the hearts of some shoppers when I came barreling down the aisle with a case of Spaten under one are and a basket full of random supplies screaming "DON'T LOOK AT ME, KEEP MOVING, AND READ THE FUCKING SIGNS"!
It might just be me but the act of giving Native Americans European disease deserves more than Thanksgiving can do.
I would pay to see that
There's something about festive season that makes peoples minds go to mush.
Why do people always stop & have a conversation in front of an elevator?
Why do people need to make decisions on what color to choose when there are at least another 10 people behind them?
There's always that one person that's unloading two trolleys of groceries & when it's close to being empty, they run back to find something they forgot, holding up an already long queue?
Why must some douche bag always try to pay for goods in a cash only aisle?