My back is a bit sore. I was at this new club last night having a good time.So i got a bit tired of waiting for the waitress to bring over our drinks & as we got near the bar, my friend slipped into this chicks puke puddle.He knocked over another girl & she landed on me, but not in the happy position.The poor girl had puke on her prada dress & i still saw her price tag.
Few minutes later he puked on some girls suede boots, it was sooooo worth the expensive table.The best was seeing how some super rich arseholes were showing off with their money.The guys were bragging about how much money they have & my (club manager) mate just said the idiots were paying five times the normal club fee.Ignorance is bliss, sometimes.
