.zero

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Aug 8, 2006
83,501
Just heard that today my friend tattooed his girlfriend's name on his back.
Pure genius

The type of genius that can’t be feigned

Wouldn’t it suck if his gf’s full name was “Enter from behind”

Crazy shit going on. Seven alarm house fire up the block from me and Burke is apparently at the scene of a major wreck on 81.
Well ain’t that something

only if you let me ask for it as "noodles": vorrei ordinare un piatto di noodles
Go for it

And then tell the waiter to run home and get his shinebox
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
117,003
only if you let me ask for it as "noodles": vorrei ordinare un piatto di noodles
Yo, lets cut the pie five ways.

Noodles!

We came off with two mil kid.

Noodles!


Fast (rollie fingers, no doubt coming through)

La cosa nostra!

Johnny Blaze!

Lou Diamonds!

Represent kid.

Tony Staaaaaaarks!


Pure genius

The type of genius that can’t be feigned

Wouldn’t it suck if his gf’s full name was “Enter from behind”
Or, "Love Hole"



Well ain’t that something
It is, cause the shit almost spread to being a fucking wildfire.
 

Klin

نحن الروبوتات
May 27, 2009
61,697
Pure genius

The type of genius that can’t be feigned

Wouldn’t it suck if his gf’s full name was “Enter from behind”
:lol:

They have only been together a year. I was the one who introduced them to each other. I kind of feel guilty for him now.
 

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