What Are You Doing Right Now? (343 Viewers)

[.zero]

It's really great how every time Osman posts something (no matter what), the topic immediately switches to his trouser snake.

It’s the only reason why I come back here everyday

You guys are unfunny retards, and no joking about my cousins wife. But she better name him after me, 2 of the last babies born amongst relatives are named Osman, I want a hattrick

I love you so hard

 

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[Sheik Yerbouti]

Can I have a job please?

Sorry Bro. My job is not open to applicants outside HP.

You heard the man, people!

From now on, every time Sheik posts something, we switch the conversation to his trouser worm.

That's not what I meant!

 

[Osman]

Is your name really Osman?

Well yeah, kinda makes things easier to have my first name as username. Only other nick I use online is Shaka_Zulu (gaming purposes).

 

[.zero]

Oz, the more real world aliases you have, the better

 

[Byrone]

So my client comes in & brings in all 1000 phones & he continues ranting & raving without giving me a chance to rectify the situation.

Client: THIS IS BULLSHIT, WE DIDN'T PAY THIS MUCH FOR FAULTY UNITS!

Me: But.....

Client: WE'RE GONNA TAKE YOU TO COURT & LEAVE YOU WITH ONLY THE SHOES ON YOUR FEET!

Client: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR TRYING TO BOOST THE AFRICAN ECONOMY!

Me: Whats the problem?

Client: WHATS THE PROBLEM? I'LL TELL YOU WHATS THE PROBLEM - Answers phone.

Me(Thinking quietly): That would be kinda helpful, you doos.

Client: THE FUCKING PHONES ARE DEAD, THEY DON'T SWITCH ON!

Rudely interrupts me AGAIN.

Client: I WANT NEW PHONES NOW OR MY MONEY BACK!

Client: YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE FUCKING WITH!

Me(Thinking quietly): Didn't wesley snipes say that shit in blade? Does he really think he's a vampire slayer?

Me (Tired of the screaming so i decided to oblige) : DID YOU CHARGE THE PHONES?

He pulls out his phone at this point.

Client: Hey Linda, did the tech guys charge these phones? Okay thanks, dear.

Client: Oops, i'm so sorry for the fiasco Byron, the stupid tech guys didn't charge the phones.

 

[Nicholas]

 

[Gabriel]

So my client comes in & brings in all 1000 phones & he continues ranting & raving without giving me a chance to rectify the situation.

Client: THIS IS BULLSHIT, WE DIDN'T PAY THIS MUCH FOR FAULTY UNITS!

Me: But.....

Client: WE'RE GONNA TAKE YOU TO COURT & LEAVE YOU WITH ONLY THE SHOES ON YOUR FEET!

Client: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR TRYING TO BOOST THE AFRICAN ECONOMY!

Me: Whats the problem?

Client: WHATS THE PROBLEM? I'LL TELL YOU WHATS THE PROBLEM - Answers phone.

Me(Thinking quietly): That would be kinda helpful, you doos.

Client: THE FUCKING PHONES ARE DEAD, THEY DON'T SWITCH ON!

Rudely interrupts me AGAIN.

Client: I WANT NEW PHONES NOW OR MY MONEY BACK!

Client: YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE FUCKING WITH!

Me(Thinking quietly): Didn't wesley snipes say that shit in blade? Does he really think he's a vampire slayer?

Me (Tired of the screaming so i decided to oblige) : DID YOU CHARGE THE PHONES?

He pulls out his phone at this point.

Client: Hey Linda, did the tech guys charge these phones? Okay thanks, dear.

Client: Oops, i'm so sorry for the fiasco Byron, the stupid tech guys didn't charge the phones.

unbelievable

 

[Nicholas]

I always knew the darkies were problematic. Sometimes I facepalm and put the phone down in work at times.

 

[Byrone]

No he's a whitey. I did the nod & smile thing as he walked off & all of my staff burst out laughing. What a prick.

But yeah, darkies here are more lazy than problematic.

 

[Dostoevsky]

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Incredible

 

[Christina]

So my client comes in & brings in all 1000 phones & he continues ranting & raving without giving me a chance to rectify the situation.

Client: THIS IS BULLSHIT, WE DIDN'T PAY THIS MUCH FOR FAULTY UNITS!

Me: But.....

Client: WE'RE GONNA TAKE YOU TO COURT & LEAVE YOU WITH ONLY THE SHOES ON YOUR FEET!

Client: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR TRYING TO BOOST THE AFRICAN ECONOMY!

Me: Whats the problem?

Client: WHATS THE PROBLEM? I'LL TELL YOU WHATS THE PROBLEM - Answers phone.

Me(Thinking quietly): That would be kinda helpful, you doos.

Client: THE FUCKING PHONES ARE DEAD, THEY DON'T SWITCH ON!

Rudely interrupts me AGAIN.

Client: I WANT NEW PHONES NOW OR MY MONEY BACK!

Client: YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE FUCKING WITH!

Me(Thinking quietly): Didn't wesley snipes say that shit in blade? Does he really think he's a vampire slayer?

Me (Tired of the screaming so i decided to oblige) : DID YOU CHARGE THE PHONES?

He pulls out his phone at this point.

Client: Hey Linda, did the tech guys charge these phones? Okay thanks, dear.

Client: Oops, i'm so sorry for the fiasco Byron, the stupid tech guys didn't charge the phones.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Byron, do you want to hire me?

I give great handies.

 

[X Æ A-12]

So my client comes in & brings in all 1000 phones & he continues ranting & raving without giving me a chance to rectify the situation.

Client: THIS IS BULLSHIT, WE DIDN'T PAY THIS MUCH FOR FAULTY UNITS!

Me: But.....

Client: WE'RE GONNA TAKE YOU TO COURT & LEAVE YOU WITH ONLY THE SHOES ON YOUR FEET!

Client: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR TRYING TO BOOST THE AFRICAN ECONOMY!

Me: Whats the problem?

Client: WHATS THE PROBLEM? I'LL TELL YOU WHATS THE PROBLEM - Answers phone.

Me(Thinking quietly): That would be kinda helpful, you doos.

Client: THE FUCKING PHONES ARE DEAD, THEY DON'T SWITCH ON!

Rudely interrupts me AGAIN.

Client: I WANT NEW PHONES NOW OR MY MONEY BACK!

Client: YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE FUCKING WITH!

Me(Thinking quietly): Didn't wesley snipes say that shit in blade? Does he really think he's a vampire slayer?

Me (Tired of the screaming so i decided to oblige) : DID YOU CHARGE THE PHONES?

He pulls out his phone at this point.

Client: Hey Linda, did the tech guys charge these phones? Okay thanks, dear.

Client: Oops, i'm so sorry for the fiasco Byron, the stupid tech guys didn't charge the phones.

haha what did you say back after that?

 

[Byrone]

Byron, do you want to hire me?

I give great handies.

If the rand/dollar exchange rate wasn't so high, i honestly would.

haha what did you say back after that?

Just did the nod & smile. I can't afford to lose my cool & insult clients. At the end of the day, he'll bring more business my way.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

You guys are unfunny retards, and no joking about my cousins wife. But she better name him after me, 2 of the last babies born amongst relatives are named Osman, I want a hattrick

Did you take them a sweet cardigan as a gift?

Nope. He's called Sammy....
.

Play it again, Sammy...

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

If the rand/dollar exchange rate wasn't so high, i honestly would.

Why does that keep you?

 

[X Æ A-12]

Having OJ and apple cinnamon bread.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

One measly conference call, and then I'm outta here!

 

[swag]

So my client comes in & brings in all 1000 phones & he continues ranting & raving without giving me a chance to rectify the situation.

Client: THIS IS BULLSHIT, WE DIDN'T PAY THIS MUCH FOR FAULTY UNITS!

Me: But.....

Client: WE'RE GONNA TAKE YOU TO COURT & LEAVE YOU WITH ONLY THE SHOES ON YOUR FEET!

Client: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR TRYING TO BOOST THE AFRICAN ECONOMY!

Me: Whats the problem?

Client: WHATS THE PROBLEM? I'LL TELL YOU WHATS THE PROBLEM - Answers phone.

Me(Thinking quietly): That would be kinda helpful, you doos.

Client: THE FUCKING PHONES ARE DEAD, THEY DON'T SWITCH ON!

Rudely interrupts me AGAIN.

Client: I WANT NEW PHONES NOW OR MY MONEY BACK!

Client: YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE FUCKING WITH!

Me(Thinking quietly): Didn't wesley snipes say that shit in blade? Does he really think he's a vampire slayer?

Me (Tired of the screaming so i decided to oblige) : DID YOU CHARGE THE PHONES?

He pulls out his phone at this point.

Client: Hey Linda, did the tech guys charge these phones? Okay thanks, dear.

Client: Oops, i'm so sorry for the fiasco Byron, the stupid tech guys didn't charge the phones.

Some people think the value they add to society is in presuming everyone is an incompetent scammer and they can save the day with their ignorant, blow-hard egotism.

Chumpass...