What Are You Doing Right Now? (217 Viewers)
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So my client comes in & brings in all 1000 phones & he continues ranting & raving without giving me a chance to rectify the situation.
Client: THIS IS BULLSHIT, WE DIDN'T PAY THIS MUCH FOR FAULTY UNITS!
Me: But.....
Client: WE'RE GONNA TAKE YOU TO COURT & LEAVE YOU WITH ONLY THE SHOES ON YOUR FEET!
Client: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR TRYING TO BOOST THE AFRICAN ECONOMY!
Me: Whats the problem?
Client: WHATS THE PROBLEM? I'LL TELL YOU WHATS THE PROBLEM - Answers phone.
Me(Thinking quietly): That would be kinda helpful, you doos.
Client: THE FUCKING PHONES ARE DEAD, THEY DON'T SWITCH ON!
Rudely interrupts me AGAIN.
Client: I WANT NEW PHONES NOW OR MY MONEY BACK!
Client: YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE FUCKING WITH!
Me(Thinking quietly): Didn't wesley snipes say that shit in blade? Does he really think he's a vampire slayer?
Me (Tired of the screaming so i decided to oblige) : DID YOU CHARGE THE PHONES?
He pulls out his phone at this point.
Client: Hey Linda, did the tech guys charge these phones? Okay thanks, dear.
Client: Oops, i'm so sorry for the fiasco Byron, the stupid tech guys didn't charge the phones.
Client: THIS IS BULLSHIT, WE DIDN'T PAY THIS MUCH FOR FAULTY UNITS!
Me: But.....
Client: WE'RE GONNA TAKE YOU TO COURT & LEAVE YOU WITH ONLY THE SHOES ON YOUR FEET!
Client: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR TRYING TO BOOST THE AFRICAN ECONOMY!
Me: Whats the problem?
Client: WHATS THE PROBLEM? I'LL TELL YOU WHATS THE PROBLEM - Answers phone.
Me(Thinking quietly): That would be kinda helpful, you doos.
Client: THE FUCKING PHONES ARE DEAD, THEY DON'T SWITCH ON!
Rudely interrupts me AGAIN.
Client: I WANT NEW PHONES NOW OR MY MONEY BACK!
Client: YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE FUCKING WITH!
Me(Thinking quietly): Didn't wesley snipes say that shit in blade? Does he really think he's a vampire slayer?
Me (Tired of the screaming so i decided to oblige) : DID YOU CHARGE THE PHONES?
He pulls out his phone at this point.
Client: Hey Linda, did the tech guys charge these phones? Okay thanks, dear.
Client: Oops, i'm so sorry for the fiasco Byron, the stupid tech guys didn't charge the phones.
as a karate expert i will not talk about anyone up here because our children cant afford to live anywhere 
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