I can't believe my add for someone on craiglist got flagged and deleted, who would have a problem with this?
"I need someone to come over to my house and play with me while I rub chocolate syrup on my body and play with trains while singing Michael Bolton. I may also be willing to trade baseball and basketball or even Magic THE GATHERING cards with you as payment. Please, my children can not see me while I Bolton-Syrup. This would be devastating to them., also, I do dabble in maple syrup, if you are Canadian and may want to exchange ideas with varying levels of a maple-chocolate syrup hybrid body lather, get in touch with me, I may be willing to accept flannel as payment as well."