What Are You Doing Right Now? (247 Viewers)

[Gabriel]

 

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[Fred]

I sometimes wank with my underwear on, whose ever done that?

 

[Luca]

I sometimes wank with my underwear on, whose ever done that?

Thats just nasty, I bet you use socks aswell!!

 

[.zero]

Good morning all

I sometimes wank with my underwear on, whose ever done that?

Interesting...

do you allow your groundhog to see its shadow or do you suffocate him completely?

 

[.zero]

Protein shake first and then iced coffee or the other way around?

 

[The Curr]

By protein shake, do you mean deck?

 

[Dostoevsky]

No, 2 decks.

 

[Dostoevsky]

I'm pretty sure that girl can't stop thinking about you either.


Probably thinking about how she can avoid you for the rest of her life, but thinking nonetheless.

Man, that's sadly true most likely.

 

[Seven]

I sometimes wank with my underwear on, whose ever done that?

Never done that, but I've heard it's a bad idea as it decreases sensitivity.



Then again you'd never have sex anyway.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I sometimes wank with my underwear on, whose ever done that?

 

[Byrone]

So today is officially the worst day EVER!

My mom came over to pay me a visit & as usual she used my laptop to check her emails.

What does she see?

Prostitute in fucking bold black writing & high class prostitute.

I have some serious damage control to do after i leave work today.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

 

[Fred]

Thats just nasty, I bet you use socks aswell!!

Nope never done that.

Good morning all



Interesting...

do you allow your groundhog to see its shadow or do you suffocate him completely?

Poor thing doesn't see its shadow, and to add salt to wound, it gets thrown away with the underwear its stuck to.

Never done that, but I've heard it's a bad idea as it decreases sensitivity.



Then again you'd never have sex anyway.

Beats having to lie about not lying to have sex. Which is a lie that has as much truth to it as your imaginary brothers.

You're a sad person Seven, don't try to make the rest of us look as pathetic as you do.

So today is officially the worst day EVER!

My mom came over to pay me a visit & as usual she used my laptop to check her emails.

What does she see?

Prostitute in fucking bold black writing & high class prostitute.

I have some serious damage control to do after i leave work today.

Thats terrible man. Good luck with the damage control

 

[.zero]

By protein shake, do you mean deck?

Bingo

No, 2 decks.

Correct

Then again you'd never have sex anyway.

So today is officially the worst day EVER!

My mom came over to pay me a visit & as usual she used my laptop to check her emails.

What does she see?

Prostitute in fucking bold black writing & high class prostitute.

I have some serious damage control to do after i leave work today.

Well done sir

 

[Dostoevsky]

So today is officially the worst day EVER!

My mom came over to pay me a visit & as usual she used my laptop to check her emails.

What does she see?

Prostitute in fucking bold black writing & high class prostitute.

I have some serious damage control to do after i leave work today.

 

[Seven]

Beats having to lie about not lying to have sex. Which is a lie that has as much truth to it as your imaginary brothers.

You're a sad person Seven, don't try to make the rest of us look as pathetic as you do.

I wasn't really taking the piss, Fred. You just don't have sex. So why would you bother about being ready for sex anyway?

 

[.zero]

Meeting time

 

[Seven]

Besides I thought you were proud to be a virgin. Perhaps I was wrong then?

 

[Fred]

Besides I thought you were proud to be a virgin. Perhaps I was wrong then?

Theres nothing to be proud of and nothing to be ashamed of.

You said i'll never have sex? What do you think muslims are? Monks or something?

Theres a difference between never having sex, and never having pre marital sex. I can't believe i'm actually explaining this to you.

 

[Seven]

Theres nothing to be proud of and nothing to be ashamed of.

You said i'll never have sex? What do you think muslims are? Monks or something?

That's not exactly how I meant "never". I meant to say that in this period of your life you don't have sex. I assume that, at one point, it will happen for you, little fellow.