Byrone

Peen Meister
Dec 19, 2005
30,778
You can't put a blonde wig on a Mercedes.
True that.

A 2-liter beer served from her ass cleavage?
:lol:

That would be a magnificent sight & i'd definitely pay to see that.

Berkeley. I've been living here for about a week now because I don't want to go home.
Life isn't as cosy when mommy & daddy aren't paying for everything, huh?

Just found this searching in Nick's thread. :lol:
:lol2: :lol2:

Deny it all you want but lately your manners have gone down the drain.

Today I realized there's this ugly, really ugly girl at work, who apparently has a crush on me. I'm literally afraid of this girl. She must have been born a man and then converted to a woman somehow. I'm scared.
Treat her like a queen. Ugly girls always have hot friends.

I'm flying a Cessna 172 down to Pensacola, Florida tomorrow :weee:
Bastard!:D

icεmαή;2726196 said:
I ate some fried wantons. Now eating chopsuey. I've been eating a lot lately...
You wonder why you can't get rid of that fat stomy?:disagree:

Time to order a hooker! :eyebrows:
Hopefully he is very hairy.:drool:
 

The Curr

Senior Member
Feb 3, 2007
33,705
I woke up too late for it to be worthwhile going into college today, for lectures at least. Jonathan Wilson and Philippe Auclair are speaking at my college this evening so I'll go to that.
 

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